Shhh....Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting Biwth cewtificates.

[last1standing]

Yes, the freeper's very own Elmer Fudd has hatched a plan so cartoonish that even his fellow minions of stupidland are mocking him.

Going undercover(vanity)
me | Gator_that_eats_dems

Posted on 10/24/2008 9:17:35 PM PDT by Gator_that_eats_Dems

I just emailed the minister of health in Nairobi, Kenya to see if I can access a database that might have birth certificates from the last 50 years.....since I have a long lost relative(wink) that I am trying to locate.

Worth a shot

1 posted on 10/24/2008 9:17:35 PM PDT by Gator_that_eats_Dems
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To: Gator_that_eats_Dems

Not exactly undercover if you post your plans on a popular web forum.

2 posted on 10/24/2008 9:19:27 PM PDT by MediaMole
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To: Gator_that_eats_Dems

I hoped you used an alias like Imgwana Kickbooty or something similar.

3 posted on 10/24/2008 9:20:42 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I'm voting for McCain/Palin so I can look my grandchildren in the eyes when I tell them I'm sorry.)
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To: Gator_that_eats_Dems

Cool. No one is going to suspect anything with you using that excuse. And to tell it on a very often read website? Why, that’s sheer genius! /sarc

5 posted on 10/24/2008 9:22:28 PM PDT by PleaseNoMore
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Listen, if he wasn’t born in Kenya, then he has nothing to worry about. Now, if I have a knock on my door, then I know I have hit the jackpot.

I am not afraid.

6 posted on 10/24/2008 9:22:46 PM PDT by Gator_that_eats_Dems
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To: Baynative
While you’re there, I’m looking for a distant relative of the oil minister who is exile and needs someone to transfer $50 million, or so into a US bank.

Hey, that's my new boss and it's not Kenya, it's Nigeria. Find your own sugar daddy!
7 posted on 10/24/2008 9:22:49 PM PDT by unspun (Pray and Work!)
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To: Baynative
While you’re there, I’m looking for a distant relative of the oil minister who is exile and needs someone to transfer $50 million, or so into a US bank.

I just received an email from him. He's in exile, suffering from a terminal disease, and wants to send me his money just to "bless me".
8 posted on 10/24/2008 9:24:31 PM PDT by PleaseNoMore
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Try “John Yaya” or “John Bigbootay”

Yeah, a geeky film reference...

9 posted on 10/24/2008 9:25:16 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Gator_that_eats_Dems

My guess is that Kenya was “sanitized” on his last “world tour”.

Hawaii is being sanitized where it needs to be right now.

10 posted on 10/24/2008 9:27:02 PM PDT by uptoolate (Shhh. If you listen real hard, God is speaking to America.)
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To: unspun

It’s a good thing for you that I’m getting $127.32 million from the culture minister instead of the oil minister.

Now all I have to do is wire them a 10 percent customs acquisition and transfer validation fee. I’m just happy that Wachovia and AIG will finance a third motrgate on my condo.

11 posted on 10/24/2008 9:30:38 PM PDT by MediaMole
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To: PleaseNoMore
Cool. No one is going to suspect anything with you using that excuse. And to tell it on a very often read website? Why, that’s sheer genius! /sarc

Shhh...You'll mess it all up.
12 posted on 10/24/2008 9:32:38 PM PDT by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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To: Gator_that_eats_Dems
I just emailed the minister of health in Nairobi, Kenya

Weird, he just emailed me. Turns out I had some rich relative over there. He's going to wire 20 million into my banking account as soon as I send him $5k. What a deal!
13 posted on 10/24/2008 9:33:20 PM PDT by mysterio
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Being mocked like this by the residents of freeperville must be like having John McCain making fun of your smile. :D

[gatorboy]

1. Minister of Health, Kenya: "Jesus, when are these assholes gonna stop calling???"

[Clio the Leo]

2. Karl Rove?

That's Elmer Fud right? :)

[KingFlorez]

3. This person really thinks they are going to be allowed to snoop through birth records?

Those sort of records are under serious lock and key, even in foreign countries you can't look through things like that.

[Merlot]

7. When I was in England, I went to the small town my grandmother was

born in. I found the city office, told them her name and birthdate and they went to the back, looked around and came back with her birth certificate. They made an official copy (signed and stamped) for me for about $8. Funny thing was, gramdma had lied about her age!

So, if Obamas birth certificate were "out there" somewhere, I'm sure someone would have gotten it by now. And dontcha think maybe the secret service would have done their own checking of this if they thought there were any validity to it?

[nc4bo]

4. FFS, these people are a word I'm not allowed to say here. nt

[mscuedawg]

(wink) (wink)

:rofl:

[PermanentRevolution]

5. "Not exactly undercover if you post your plans on a popular web forum."

Well, now that it's reposted on DU, I suppose that second half of the statement is finally true...

[Nevernose]

6. I love the Sanitization World Tour conspiracies

The reason Barack Obama has traveled to all of these countries is so that he can personally remove all the records of him being a Kenyan-born Muslim terrorist, and Hawaii also has something to do with it. Not that there's the slightest chance that any of that is legitimate, but why would he go in person to all of these places with an army of reporters following his every move? DO they really think that the most visible man on the planet is just going to stop by the Al Qaeda Memorial Madrassa on his stop in Kabul and burn a bunch of papers in a trash can in the backyard of the place?

Remember Bugs Bunny's famous line? "I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid." Doesn't apply to Freepers. They've got stupid AND crazy.

[Flash Bazbo]

8. A guy smart enough to successfully pul that off is a guy I want in charge.

[Sodan]

9. Weird, he just emailed me. Turns out I had some rich relative over there. :D