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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 12:01 PM
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Breaking News: "Contract Awarded to KBR/Halliburton for Republican Armageddon"
Edited on Fri Oct-24-08 12:02 PM by sparosnare
AP (Washington) - RNC Chairman Michael Duncan confirms reports this morning that a new emergency contract has been awarded to KBR/Halliburton in conjuction with the Motor Coach and Coachman Industries for at least 300 new high-end buses.

Duncan states "We're running out of buses to throw each other under, while we scramble to save our political lives!"

Another source close to the GOP feeding frenzy commented "Oh the humanity! Traditional red states are turning blue leading to hysterical finger pointing, gnashing of teeth, and worse - endorsements of the Democrat candidate. It's Republican Armageddon!!"

:rofl:
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