What can McCain do to get ahead of Obama and win?

[Deep13]

As McCain continues his nose-dive, he needs new tactics to win back all those red states that are turning blue.

With so little time left, how can he get voters to like him more or Obama less?

[rateyes]

1. Pencil?

What's a pencil?? :shrug:

[terrya]

2. Announce that he's joining the Democratic Party and renouncing the Republican Party.

[stray cat]

3. Get a real legitimate message and try to get Palin to look substantial

[VWolf]

4. To dream, the impossible dream ...

:rofl:

[FSogol]

5. Announce his cabinet? Claim that they will all be as entertaining and gawd-fearing as Palin?

:-P

[DCofVA]

6. McCain should endorse and vote for Obama. If Obama wins, everybody wins.

[Virginia Dare]

7. Dump Palin and announce Tina Fey as his running mate...n/t

[Deep13]

8. Have himself surgically seperated from Geo. Bush.

[Deep13]

9. Fondly talk about how his Dad took him on woolly-mammoth hunts when he was a kid.

[markevil]

10. Become even more mavericky...

Mavericky squared!!

[Ikonoklast]

11. Start whistling "Dixie" while simultaneously

Farting out "God Bless America" in B flat.




Hell, even I would pay to see that.

[Deep13]

12. Ask Kerry if he is still interested in being his running mate.

[old mark]

13. All of the above, but special emphasis on attack ads on the grandma.

That will really get him in good with the real Americans.


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[Deep13]

14. Spread the story that Obama's mother had sex with a Black man.