OMG! We cannot let Mickey Mouse, obvious Obama supporter, vote.

[L. Coyote]

"Sure enough, Dubya's team had heaped their petitions with phony signatures. One guy had filled his pages with the names of cartoon characters such as Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck and gave all of them addresses around New York. The Party apparatus, made up of patronage hires, was getting lazy in the modern age and they were just sitting at their kitchen tables making shit up."

Top Republican operative Allen Raymond describing how the Bush campaign went around getting the required 35,000 "valid" signatures to get on the ballot in the 2000 New York primary. Raymond was the guy who helped democracy along in the 2002 New Hampshire election by having the phones jammed at 8 get out the vote phone banks on election day for the tidy sum of $15,600. He was approached to do this by Jim Tobin of the Republican National Committee. People should know how Daffy Duck had a hand in the seating of our incumbent president.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/188889/october-21-2008/the-word---fantasyland