Thanks a lot Sarah, you reptile, you.

[Dr.Phool]

I just had to bail my wife out of jail because of you.

On a normal Saturday afternoon, she hits all the local thrift stores. Goodwill, Salvation Army. All of them.

There's just the two of us. We don't require much clothing. She has good clothes for her receptionist job, and dresses for special occasions like weddings and such. I'm comfortable in jeans and sweats, but since we moved to Florida, it's more like shorts and a T-shirt.

She saw the other night that you said that you were going to donate all of your Saks, and Nieman-Marcus clothes to charity, and she got in line. She's never seen a Valentino, or had a fancy purse like the one for $7,000 you got for your 7 year old daughter.

To make a long story short, she refused to leave the Goodwill store, even offered to wait outside, just to have first dibs on your expensive shit. She probably didn't want it for herself anyway, and was planning on sending it to her unemployed daughter in Michigan.

The cops told her she couldn't camp out in front of the store for another 12 days. Then they arrested her.

Well Sarah, I know you're really a millionaire, even though that's not the image you try to project. Or it's not part of the storyline. Whatever.

But, we're the kind of people that you claim to be, and I really can't spare the $500 bail to get her out.

Your help would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,
Dr. Phool
Not to be confused with that impostor Phil.

[CatsDogsBabies]

1. did she really buy her 7 year old a $7000 purse???

[daninthemoon]

2. As Tina Fey's Palin put it tonight:" we've been doin a little shoppin"