$400 haircuts only matter if you care about the Poor and try to make their lives better

[n2doc]

If you don't give a S**t about them, then it is just fine to spend $150,000 on clothes and $8,000 on makeup, even if you are male.

This appears to be the lesson from today's corporate MSM.

[AspenRose]

1. Evita...er, I mean Palin...is "Rainbow High"

I came from the people, they need to adore me
So Christian Dior me from my head to my toes
I need to be dazzling, I want to be Rainbow High
They must have excitement, and so must I

I'm their product, it's vital you sell me
So Machiavell me, make an Argentine (Wasilla?)Rose
I need to be thrilling, I want to be Rainbow High
They need their escape, and so do I

All my descamisados expect me to outshine the enemy
I won't disappoint them
I'm their savior, that's what they call me
So Lauren Bacall me, anything goes
To make me fantastic, I have to be Rainbow High
In magical colors

You're not decorating a girl for a night on the town
And I'm not a second-rate queen getting kicks with a crown

:rofl:

[liberal N proud]

2. But how do they get the poor that vote for them to support this shit?

I never understand the middle class and poor people who vote republican or even say they support a republican candidate. Yet they buy into the republican mantra again and again.

[n2doc]

3. It's a fantasy. They are told that if they just work hard they can be rich

Which never happens, of course, except to a tiny few. But it is like playing the lottery.

[liberal N proud]

4. Great toon

That explains a lot about Joe Sixpack the more he drinks...