HOLY SHIT! Freepers Are Going All Freaky Deaky!

[WeDidIt]

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Where Will You Go?
October 17 2008 | Niuhuru

Posted on Friday, October 17, 2008 8:49:41 AM by Niuhuru

If Obama wins and you plan on fleeing the country, where will you go?

I myself have thought of Thailand or preferably somewhere warm. What do you guys think about Argentina?

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[ellacott]

1. They talked about Dems who wanted to leave the country when Bush was elected

Their hypocrisy is sickening.

[Left Is Write]

35. These are the same people who claim that not supporting the president

is traitorous and un-American.

I often wondered if they felt that way during Bill Clinton's presidency.

[mac56]

36. Republicans in general and Freeps in particular

are less troubled by hypocrisy than normal people are.

[Richardo]

2. Hm. Thailand for the sex tourism, or Argentina for the nazi sanctuary....

Decisions decisions....

[Alter Ego]

9. They'll all go to Thailand where they can fuck little boys in peace.

[Ian David]

3. How about we start The Hemlock Cabin Republicans.

Encourage them to form a group of Republicans who have pledged to commit mass-suicide if Obama wins.

[OneGrassRoot]

11. Ooooooh, I LIKE that idea!!! Tell them they're ushering in the Rapture...

in some way by this selfless act. :)

BUT, they will only be saved in the afterlife if they leave all their worldly possessions to a heathen Democrat!!!!

Sign me up to be on the heathen list!!! :evilgrin:

[bmbmd]

4. Eh. We've said the same thing on DU.

This is still our home, and I still love it here. This is just the frustration talking. Funny thing is, when things are much improved four years from now, they will still vote republican in the next cycle.

[five_horizons]

58. You beat me to it, but I read the same kind of stuff on here after the RNC.

[lizzieforkerry]

87. The point of the OP is that Freepers went crazy

when some Dem's were considering, and some did, becoming expats after Bush stole the presidency the second time. Welcome to DU! :hi:

[nichomachus]

65. I'd go, but there's a difference

I would go somewhere where I speak the language -- it helps to know more than one. I'm guessing that most of these blowhards barely know English. I would go somewhere where I would fit in with the culture and political leaning -- which is going to be hard for freepers. What are they going to do in a "socialist" country -- which, by their definition, is most of Europe, Canada, and other places? I would also be able to work from wherever I go, as I support myself working by the Internet. They would be unemployed and probably unemployable, which means no visa and means they would be illegal immigrants. HA

I don't have any qualms about leaving -- 100 years ago, my grandparents looked around at where they were and said "This really sucks and it's getting worse." They left, came to the US, and it worked out really well for them.

If McInsane and Secession Sally get in, I'd really consider going somewhere else.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

5. I'll chip in $5 toward their escape fund

Anyone with me?

:evilgrin:

[zanne]

6. I was reading some of their replies...

Obviously, they're hoping that Texas will "succeed". Don't these people have a dictionary or a Thesaurus hanging around? I'm starting a new charity; "Dictionaries for Republicans". Please give generously.

[MelanieArt]

19. One of them wants to "Thin the heard"

"Run, you coward. Thin the heard." LMAO.

[YOY]

21. Admitting to being Sheeple is the first step.

Misspelling is just icing on the moran cake.

Perhaps "heard" really is the collective noun for sheeple, no?

[BumRushDaShow]

26. I'm in.

Maybe some of these morans will succeed from Amerca if they are series enough indepent mavricks! You betcha! :rofl:

[moc]

80. I live in Texas, and the other day I saw a car with a bumper sticker about "succeeding" in Texas

plus a McCain/Palin bumper sticker. I thought it was really odd - "Woohoo! We won Texas but still lost the election!" :eyes:

[dchill]

94. I have an idea for a new country they can move to...

Alaxas!

[stolivodka]

102. They would have to do it without Austin, Houston and Dallas.

Because those cities are BLUE.

[YOY]

7. I think they'll be surprised no matter where they go.

That they are surrounded by "liberals" and "leftists" as 90% of the world's population is to the left of them.

They are the Americans that everyone hates...not us.

Maybe they can go to a place that shares their view of a church state and strong religious "values": Iran...OK they'll have to convert but the devil's in the details.

[treestar]

85. Good point - wasn't there a report that if the whole world voted

Obama would win in a landslide?

Maybe the freepers should consider whether or not they are the ones who are out of step.

[YOY]

86. They've been fed so much misinformation that you cannot expect a group revelation

Some will wake up...most will remain bitter and stupid their entire lives...sadly.

A slow return to reality if someone took away their Limbaugh and Fox could only cause that...even then there would be a slow gradual shift.

[treestar]

89. True, they keep themselves unaware

I was in the locker room of the gym today and one Republican lady says to another how great John was at that dinner last night. So funny! (:puke:) The other lady responded that it is nice that in this country, the opposing candidates can get together and poke fun at themselves and the other. "In any other country, they'd get shot for doing that."

Any other country? :rofl: Stupid lady is totally ignorant to say that.

[YOY]

90. They live in a simple world.

A very simple world.

[SuperTrouper]

8. How about the Falkland Islands?

[hobbit709]

10. We can only hope they really leave

Look at the benefits of their leaving.
1. Average intelligence level in the country increases.
2. Less morans in the streets
3. Their parents will be happy to have them move out of their basements-less of a financial burden on
them.

[saltpoint]

12. I heard the bottom of the Marietta Trench is nice this time of year.

[Renew Deal]

13. Going to Thailand for the boys?

Uh huh

[brooklynite]

14. pssst...they speak FOREIGN languages over there...

[Indenturedebtor]

37. Oh yeah, and don't forget that there are *GASP* Muslins and even Cotton Blends in Thailand

Oh and guns are illegal, and stupidity and extreme fascist viewpoints aren't dreadfully popular anywhere you go outside of walmart country.

[KSDiva]

69. ROFLMAO

Dude, you needed a coke-spit alert on that one...Muslins and Cotton blends! LOL. You owe me a new computer screen.

[BOSSHOG]

15. bush bought 98K acres in Paraguay so they can all be together

[Lydia Leftcoast]

95. But Paraguay just elected a LEFTIST

Is nowhere safe anymore for a harried right-winger?

[yardwork]

16. I'll help them pack.

[AllentownJake]

17. Argentina is appropriate

Its traditionally where fascist and war criminals go.

[Ganja Ninja]

43. How ironic he should mention Argentina.

Seeing as how we now have an economy that's about identical to theirs.

[vaberella]

55. No we don't.

Not really any longer. Post their collapse during the late 90s and early 21st Century, the nation has taken a turn toward a Communist set up and 90% of farmers and more hate all things dealing around goverment. It just doesn't fit Repubs to do to a country that way, which is in fact promoting worker's Communism. Capitalism is dieing if not dead in that country and these idiots think it's safe. Good luck to them.

[vaberella]

51. That's true, but post collapse the country is basically Communist.

They won't survive an hour looking at current events. The majority of the nation is anti-government and anti-Capitalism to the extreme.

[rug]

18. Substitute "Repub" for "Obama" and that thread's been posted here dozens of times.

[WeDidIt]

25. Yeah, but how many DUers were going to either Thailand or Argentina?

:evilgrin:

[YOY]

28. More importantly how many DUers actually speak Thai or Spanish

I'm going to say more than one or two...Taverner speaks Thai. I am sure Spanish is spoken by several DUers.

They'd struggle just to survive and be hated for who they are.

[frickaline]

20. Thailand? ...really?

This one was great: "I’m hoping Texas will succeed."

:spray:

[TornadoTN]

22. Rush Limbaugh is that you?

Thailand and the Dominican Republic seems to hold a gravitational pull on these guys. I wonder if it could be because of the rampant sex tourism in those areas, hmmm?

[peace frog]

23. BUH BYE!!!11!!1

Do let the screen door slam your sorry asses on the way out. Don't hurry back! :hi:

[sufrommich]

24. It says " This thread has been pulled" . lol

[vanderBeth]

27. Maybe Czechoslovakia?

[onager]

71. Bwah! Well, lotsa good beer and pork products...

OTOH, the Czech Republic is one of the most atheistic nations in Europe. I don't think the Freepers would like that much. I did, but I am in fact an atheist.

That and the damned rationality of the place...

I went to Prague in June. One of own admittedly quirky yardsticks for measuring livability of a country is the number of bookstores.

Prague seemed to have a bookstore on just about every street. And most of them are big 2 or 3 story places.

Ditto for Budapest, which I visited last month.

(No, I'm not a professional traveler. Wish I was. I'm currently working in Egypt and get a vacation every 3 months. I like to just pick a city I've never seen and go there.)

[youthere]

73. Wait..you mean there is a nation of atheists that hasn't

been consumed by the holy fires of hell? A nation withOUT DOG that hasn't resorted to eating it's young and forcing poor unsuspecting women to have abortions? The HELL you say! :sarcasm:

[EstimatedProphet]

Argentina - no surprise there. That's where Eichmann went.

[HooptieWagon]

29. Oh, they'll just continue to live in Mom's basement...

[CANDO]

30. Goodbye and good riddance!

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

[Lorien]

31. Why not Afgahnistan or Pakistan?

Both are armed to the teeth, have low taxes, repress women and hate gays. Seems like a Freeper utopia!

Honestly, they won't find many nations with the consumer culture, low taxes, religious insanity, love of guns and hatred of education that we have here in the US..

[kwolf68]

32. Welcome to Democracy shitheads

If Obama does win, you have to suck it up just like we did for the last 8 miserable fucking years.

[Carni]

33. OMG That would be AWESOME IF THEY LEFT!

Can we have a fundraiser here if Obama wins to buy these freepers tickets to get the hell out of here?

I suggest Saudi Arabia--so they can spread some of their armchair warrior freedom skills there.

[liberal N proud]

34. Maybe they could join bu$h in Paraguay

[Higher Standard]

38. I hear New Zealand's very nice

And you don't hear too much coming out of New Zealand, so maybe that would be the last we'd hear of them.

[darkism]

59. No! New Zealand is a beautiful, liberal nation.

Let them corrupt Australia, it's much more conservative.

Case in point: http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081016-net-filters-required-for-all-australians-no-opt-out.html

[bullwinkle428]

74. I've got dibs on New Zealand if Grampy steals the election!

[carnie_sf]

84. No

I pulled dibs on New Zealand 4 years ago

[bullwinkle428]

75. I've got dibs on New Zealand if Grampy steals the election!

[LSK]

99. much too liberal for them

[RandomKoolzip]

39. Just how will an Obama presidency affect them personally?

I mean, when liberals threatened to move out of the country, it was because our lives as Americans(i.e. not just as "liberals") became tangibly worse. Tangible as in dozens of describable, concrete, specific ways. As in unnecessary war, higher prices on everything, the Patriot Act, increased intolerance of people who aren't White Hetero Males With a Billion-a-year Income, As in threats on our lives, as in right-ward drift in the media, etc.

What are conservatives afraid of? That their increased standard of living under Obama will make them eerily and overly accepting of Black people? That they'll be able to afford TOO much goods? That all that goodwill from the rest of the world will make them just slightly less xenophobic? (Which by the way is totally ironic if they're actually gonna move out of the US: like any other country'll have them, right?:rofl:)

[mimitabby]

56. I agree with you RandomKoolzip

Yes, this is what I was thinking too. I didn't want to leave because i disliked *, I wanted to leave because I felt I was losing my liberties, the same ones that they fought for so many years ago.

Sadly, they won't leave. They'd have to get a passport to do that, those forms are pretty hard to fill out.

[Mad_Dem_X]

82. I wish I could recommend this post!

:thumbsup:

[rucky]

40. I didn't know that Argentina was a haven for child prostitution.

I learned something today.

[WinkyDink]

48. Nazis.

[LaurenG]

41. They'll get over themselves

once they realize there is nothing but better days ahead, unless of course any of them are corporate masters then they'll have to pay more taxes...

[ecstatic]

42. That's strange... DUers typically mention western countries

like Canada etc. This guy is looking for somewhere where he can live like a king while others are suffering.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

98. There'a an online magazine called Escape from America, and

some of it is Libertarians looking for places where they can live like feudal lords and not pay taxes. They're utterly enamored of the Dominican Republic and Honduras.

[smoogatz]

44. Obama will Make U Hiz Slavez!

Heh.

[JohnnyRingo]

45. I've often wondered where conservative could threaten to go

Around here, we often jokingly (or not) threaten to go to Canada when we're unhappy with politix.

But where can the poor Republicans say they're packing their bags and heading to?
Every country on the planet is too liberal for them except their (our) enemies like Iran, N Korea, or Syria, where there's a strong central government, strict death penalty and abortion laws, and a mandatory, albeit "wrong" religion. Socially intolerant countries that value freedom seem so hard to find these days.

For all that, they still view themselves traditionalists who think everyone else in the free world has lost their minds.

Maybe if they were able to take South Africa back to the "good old days", they could fit in there.

[WinkyDink]

46. Thailand, eh? Hmmmm.....

[CoffeeCat]

47. Talk about IRONY....

They'll run from Obama, but stay put for George Bush's nightmare of anti-democracy horrors????

Bush is the one who ensured that protesters who speak out against the government--can be declared
"enemy combatants", detained indefinitely, tortured and sent to some far-off prison.

They were complacent about that when their boy was in--but now Obama is scary?

Why????????

Obama doesn't want to lie us into a war, or use the Constitution as toilet paper.

What are they afraid of...I'd really like to know...because I didn't' think these people
gave a shit about this country, our Constitution or our democracy. I thought they welcomed
the destruction of those things, because they justified and cheer-leaded the demise of them
at every turn!

So, what could possibly be so scary about Obama, if the destruction of our democracy didn't
even raise their blood pressure? :shrug:

[rurallib]

49. They pulled the thread - damn

I was looking for some humor.

[vaberella]

50. Those racists in Thailand?! Hahahaha!!! Strong Islam population there...

Oh sweet irony...I love it.

[ehrnst]

52. Is there a paypal link to contribute to their airfare?

I'm sick of waiting for the Rapture to take these idiots out.

[grantcart]

53. They should be warned

Extended exposure to Buddhists will take your hate away and you will lose your reason to be a Freeper.

[MessiahRp]

54. They should go to Paraguay with Bush

Man it would be awesome if these tools fled the country.

Rp

[WallStreetNobody]

57. Someone made a good post about how Repubs would love Iran or Iraq

because those countries were much more aligned with their type of thinking.

[renie408]

60. Is there some kind of requirement that you have to have an IQ below 80

to post on the Free Republic?

These people are SERIOUSLY stupid. SERIOUSLY. This is McCain's base. He must be so proud.

[progressoid]

61. This thread has been pulled.

HA!

[FloridaGrl]

68. Did you see the link at the bottom to this DU post

:hi::rofl:

[nichomachus]

62. So, they're all going to become illegal immigrants? Poetic justice.

These are people who barely speak English, let alone a second language, let alone Thai. Immigrating to another country is difficult at best. Not so easy if you don't speak the language. In countries where they might let you in, there's a much higher chance that speaking the native language is a necessity for a job.

So, assuming these jerkoffs do manage to turn in enough cans to get airfare to some foreign country -- how will they get a visa. Most places want you to have a job or a promise of one -- or at least a suitcase full of money -- and speak the language.

Otherwise, you become an illegal immigrant who can work under the table at a handful of jobs.

Of course, they're just talking shit -- like Joe the Plumber -- all right-wing fantasy and not a shred of reality.

[treestar]

63. Thailand doesn't want you, stupid freepers

You are incapable of learning to speak Thai!

[smoogatz]

64. I recommend Iraq.

Thanks to our great leader, it's a regular conservative paradise of liberty and free-market opportunity!

[Swede]

67. Yes,in a front line combat platoon.

It's the right thing for them to do.

[Tarc]

66. That topic is locked but here is a new and similar one

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2107982/posts

When Obama wins, I sure as hell hope the Justice Department is stacked with sane and competent individuals who will go after places like FReeperland. In the thread above they are making thinly veiled threats of assassination against Obama.

This trash needs to be swept clean.

[Laurab]

78. They're not all that thinly veiled, either.

It's frightening to read that stuff. I'm hoping someone is checking it out NOW - if they aren't in their mother's basements, they could be dangerous.

[progressoid]

79. Good Lord

"Well, it looks like assasinations will be waaaaaay up"

"Your voice will be one of the first shut down by the NObama Bureau of Government Criticism. You'll end up in a 're-education' "camp.

"Going to gun shows with large wads of cash, and leaving with less cash and more guns, ammo, magazines, etc. "


:scared:

[YOY]

88. They really think we're totalitarian communists...

Stupid f***s.

[Chan790]

70. I will buy any of them who wants it...

a ticket to Burma/Myanmar...but they have to renounce their US citizenship.

[OHDEM]

72. To any freepers checking out this thread...

Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

[youthere]

76. To any and All FREEPS watching this thread, I'd like to add:

I humbly offer my services to help you pack and drive you to the airport. I'll even give you money to tip the skycaps.

[Liberal Veteran]

77. What about Iraq or Afganistan?

Since they are so wonderful now according to them.

[knixphan]

81. keep posting the gems in here...

I'm afraid to go over there...

[Sugarcoated]

83. Ya got a dime?

Seriously . . . not into the Jerry Springer crowd. Toxic people.

[Supersedeas]

91. just like the Nazi's who flee their homeland--loyalty to Party, not to the Constitution

[ailsagirl]

92. Good riddance

[Marsala]

93. "I didn't leave America, America left me!"

It would be funnier if Democrats hadn't been saying the same thing for eight years. Now it's more ironic but also reflects poorly on us.

Really, no one should seriously consider leaving the country due to the results of an election unless they expect to be actively persecuted. We need everyone on our side that we can get, to make sure that we can do better in the future. Of course, if the right wingnuts want to leave, I won't shed any tears.

[IsItJustMe]

96. Too many dark people there freeper.

[Phoonzang]

97. They'd need a time machine to really escape... nt

[Erin Elizabeth]

100. Oh bullshit. They aren't going anywhere.

Probably 99% of them can't AFFORD to leave the country. And a good majority of those saying they will have probably never really checked out what it takes to become an expat. They probably don't even have passports.

Better get your passports now, freeps, before you're made into soap! ROFL.

They're so full of shit. What whiny babies. I can say that because I've never once threatened or talked about leaving this country. It's my country, too, it's not anyone's church, it's not anyone's right-wing freakland, it's America and my people have been here since before it was even a country, so fuck that. I'll never give up my state to the freaks, either. (Texas) We've been HERE since before it was a state.

Go cry in your cheap ass beer, freepers.

[treestar]

103. Obama won't let them leave!

How can we let them leave before we make them into soap? :rofl:

[intaglio]

101. They could try Zimbabwe

Right wing government, Christian, repressive to women, "well respected" military, anti-British ...

They'd feel really at home - if it wasn't for all the non-whites there

[Arugula Latte]

104. Argentina? They'll move there and then be pissed that those damn foreigners don't speak English.

[Forkboy]

105. LOL...shocked that he would pick those two places.

You can't make this shit up, folks. :rofl:

[lady raven]

106. AWESOME. I can't wait til they are gone!

I always DID want them out of my country!

[TheKentuckian]

107. Iraq probably already even has an Applebee's in the green zone

theocracy friendly, shoot em if you got em (seriously guys you can get shoulder mounted surface to air missiles), and you can drill, baby, drill like a mofo.