MP3: The Ballad of Joe The Plumber (Just Another Dumb Republican)

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MP3 3:20 256kbps stereo

The Ballad of Joe The Plumber

He was sitting at home waiting for Barack Obama to come by
he wanted to try to tell him that the tax plan wouldn't fly
he said he was "Joe the Plumber" although his first name was really Sam
and he went on a tirade about how Democrats don't give a damn

He said he liked McCain and all the stuff he'd do for him
he didn't like abortion and had always voted Republican
he proceeded to lie like an idiot saying he was buying some business
when he didn't pay his taxes or didn’t have his plumbing license

CHORUS:

He's Joe The Plumber, he got dumber than dumber
the more he talked out of his dumb, dumb ass
He's Joe The Plumber, he got dumber than dumber
the more he talked out of his dumb, dumb ass
He's just another dumb Republican... dumb Republican...

He didn't like taxes but he had his kid in public school
now he is a laughing stock and looks like a stupid fool
he wanted a free ride and thought we'd pay for his crap
he lied like Palin and McCain and got caught into a trap

Good god… the guy is dumber than Sarah Palin!

CHORUS

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