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The Ballad of Joe The Plumber
He was sitting at home waiting for Barack Obama to come by
he wanted to try to tell him that the tax plan wouldn't fly
he said he was "Joe the Plumber" although his first name was really Sam
and he went on a tirade about how Democrats don't give a damn
He said he liked McCain and all the stuff he'd do for him
he didn't like abortion and had always voted Republican
he proceeded to lie like an idiot about how he was buying some business
when he didn't pay his taxes or had his plumbing license
CHORUS:
He's Joe The Plumber, he got dumber than dumber
the more he talked out of his dumb, dumb ass
He's Joe The Plumber, he got dumber than dumber
the more he talked out of his dumb, dumb ass
He's another dumb Republican... dumb Republican...
He didn't like taxes but he had his kid in public school
he wanted a free ride and thought we'd pay for his crap
now he is a laughing stock and looks like a stupid fool
he lied like Palin and McCain and got caught into a trap
CHORUS
(C)2008 Zulchietoonz
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