AP: Bush's Approval Rating Plummets to New Low: 0%

[kennetha]

AP: October 15, Washington DC.

President expresses disapproval of himself, dropping approval rating to 0%.

In an historic act of brutal self-appraisal, President George W. Bush admitted that he had totally screwed up during his illegitimate Presidency on every single front. "From depleting the surplus, to starting an unnecessary, and unjust war, to causing the market to collapse, to alienating every right thinking human on the planet Mars -- er, I mean Venus -- er I mean earth, I have failed on every front, " the outgoing President said. "And to make it up to an America that cannot afford four more years of my disastrous policies, I am endorsing Barack Obama."

The President refused to take questions from the press. But with that it was now official. Since Bush was the last person standing who actually approved of Bush, his official approval rating is now 0%.

[Ferret Annica]

1. Hey, he can always try for negative numbers...

Why, as for me, I have always liked the guy -2,000,000 percent of the time.

[Submariner]

2. Bush should do a service for America

I would like to see him get on his podium for a speech, put a .357 magnum to his temple, and pull the trigger on live TV. It would make a great Hannity's America show.

[iamthebandfanman]

3. i prefer handcuffed and dragged away

on live tv.... personally.

[kennetha]

4. I don't wish violence on anyone -- not even the shrub