Who Will Be the First to Cry like a Baby the Night of Nov. 4th?

[redstate_democrat]

[MadBadger]

1. Me

[lamp_shade]

24. None of them. By election day, they will have all to some degree jumped ship.

[amitten]

2. Me. From overwhelming happiness. n/t

[MadBadger]

4. HA! I'm crying first!

[Colobo]

3. I'll cry tears of joy. Hannity will cry tears of despair.

[all.of.me]

5. Todd Palin nt

[redstate_democrat]

7. Todd will cry in his jug of moose juice

"I could of been a CONTENDER!"

[all.of.me]

10. WAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I can't wun the countwy!!!!!!!!!!

[dubeskin]

6. Ooohh, I don't know which asshole to vote for!

It's almost like a porno! There're too many to choose from!

In fact, I think they all know what's coming to them, and they're just waiting to blast McCain for the loss. I think they'll be more disappointed that McCain was the nominee.

[Common Sense Party]

8. Chris Matthews will be weeping tears of tingling joy! n/t

[redstate_democrat]

11. TWEETY is gonna be over the moon!

He will tear up. Mark my words. KO will laugh his ass off at Tweety. I wouldn't be surprised if KO popped some bub and just kicked his feet on top of the anchor desk and drink right from the bottle. A lot of fucking people will be getting toasted that night.

[onetwo]

9. It's gonna be Hannity.

That guy is completely emotionally invested in the tearing down of Barack Obama.

I am looking forward to listening to conservative talk radio for a consecutive 12 hours come November 5th. From Limbaugh, to Hannity, to Levin, to Ingraham, I cannot wait to satisfy my thirst for their richly-flavored tears.

[jberryhill]

12. Me - and at least twice a day till then, too /nt

[Secret_Society]

13. I'll be watching FOX on election night

just so I can see there pitiful reactions.

[iamthebandfanman]

16. ill definitely turn it on if its lookin like a solid win...

there tears will surely be as sweet as candy ;)

[cliffordu]

14. ME ME ME ME ME I'm first. I'm already crying.....

[mokawanis]

15. I voted Faux

because so many of their viewers are probably deluded enough to think mcCain will win and palin will save the country with her gosh-darn maverick ways.

[iamthebandfanman]

17. im looking forward to fox and friends the next morning

muwahaha

[rufus dog]

18. Hannity - Brokjaw or Dobbs may act live David Brinkley

on election night 1996. That was an all time classic and demostrates how close to the surface the hate is with these people.

[Mrs. Overall]

19. What about Pat Buchanan? I swear he had some little tears already the other night.

He drools over Sarah.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

20. Scratch O'Reilly off the list- his head will explode earlier in the night

when he hears that Al Franken has been elected to the Senate

[TexasObserver]

21. Sean Hannity. He will be inconassholeable.

[Mojambo]

22. I think watching Brit Hume covering an Obama landslide might actually bring me to climax.

:rofl:

[okieinpain]

23. I can't believe that it could really be over. n/t.

[lady raven]

25. I will cry like a baby- EITHER way.

The mere THOUGHT of the announcement that Obama is the projected winner brings tears to my eyes. I'm going to be wracked with emotion EITHER way this thing turns out.

[ThePhilosopher04]

26. Forgot about Rush "The Irrelevant" Limbaugh...

guess that's why you didn't list him...or should I say, it.