Freeptards. Go home. Curl up with your pet lizard. It's not working.

[stevedeshazer]

DUers. Relax. It's all bullshit. And you know it.

[Skittles]

1. ya

but a great deal of the American public falls for bullshit

[Guaranteed]

7. That's the point. nt

[stevedeshazer]

11. Sad, but true

It's important to talk about it.

[Maddy McCall]

2. Hey! What do you have against pet lizards???

<----------That's mine, and I am not a freeper.

:-)

[stevedeshazer]

6. Okay

I am taking a stand here.

I AM IN FAVOR OF PET REPTILES.

As long as they don't vote Republican!

[maine_raptor]

9. Friends don't let friends Pet Reptiles vote Republican n/t

[RevCheesehead]

3. uh, that's Pet Goat, I believe

[stevedeshazer]

10. I like goats

I know where Republicans have their goats tied.

[MoonRiver]

4. Yeah. I just feel so unclean having experienced their presence here.

I'll take a shower and feel better though.

[maine_raptor]

5. As the Freeper said,

"That's no lizard, that's my wife."

[cheshire]

8. There lizard ran over to a Dems house, it's warmer.

[stevedeshazer]

12. What the hell

Everyone else is doing it!

[RetroLounge]

13. Like Motorhead says, and Lemmy is never wrong!

Love me like a reptile

Knew I had to bite you baby when I first set eyes on you,
That moment turned me on, I can't believe it's true,
I like to watch your body sway,
I got no choice, I'm gonna twist your tail,
Love Me Like A Reptile, I'm gonna sink my fangs in you

Thunder lizard, stony eye, you got me hypnotised,
Hot tongue breaks in and out and I can't believe my eyes,
And your soft white belly, next to mine,
Scaly baby, see you shine,
Love Me Like A Reptile, you're murder in disguise,
Black mamba, murder in disguise

Baby you're a rattlesnake, you know the way I feel,
Feel you crawling up my back, you've got no love to steal,
You know I've got my eyes on you,
You're petrified, gonna stick like glue,
Love Me Like A Reptile, shock you like an electric eel

RL

[stevedeshazer]

14. Lemmy says it

I believe it!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

15. WELL IT SUCKS

and it's finally getting to me.

They need to screw off.

Real Kerry supporters freaking out need to slap themselves a couple times.

[sangh0]

16. And they all want Kerry to be an attack dog

The repukes KNOW they have nothing positive to run on, so they want Kerry to go negative so they can use that to justify their own behavior.