"I think McCain is down to seeds and stems," - Rick Hertzberg.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

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[C_U_L8R]

1. Down to spit and backwash

[1corona4u]

2. LOL...seeds and stems....

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[islandmkl]

3. ahhh...the commander:

I'm sitting alone on a Saturday night, watching the late, late show
A bottle of wine, some cigarettes, I got no place to go
Well I saw your other man today, he was wearing my brand new shoes
And I'm down to seeds and stems again too

Well I met my old friend Bob today, from up in Bowling Green
He had the prettiest little gal, that I'd ever seen
But I couldn't hide my tears at all, 'cause she looked just like you
And I'm down to seeds and stems again too

Now everybody tells me, that there's other ways to get high
They don't seem to understand, I'm too far gone to try
Now these lonely memories, there all that I can do
And I'm down to seeds and stems again too

Oh, my dog died just yesterday, left me all alone
The finance company dropped by today, and repossessed my home
That's just a drop in the bucket, compared to losing you
And I'm down to seeds and stems again too
Got the down to seeds and stems again blues

-Commander Cody & the Lost Planet Airmen

[Canuckistanian]

11. Twigs and Seeds

Well, when I got home from work last night
I headed straight for my stash
'Cause I wanted some of my private blend
Which is two parts grass to one part hash
Well, when I got to my little secret hiding place
And I checked out my little plastic bag
Well, there wasn't a speck of that nice leaf left
And I felt my whole spirit sag

There's nothing but twigs and seeds
Twigs and seeds
And they sure don't deliver the punch
That this ole head needs

So I phoned up my old connection and I said
"Look, Richard, this is an emergency, man
Look, I have just discovered that I am
Fresh out of that herb that's so dear to me
You know what I mean man?"
He said, Look, Jesse, I'd like to help you, man"
Said, "I'm in business to supply you with the
weed, you know
But the man just busted a whole huge shipment
of mine
And now everyone in town's smokin'
twigs and seeds" (that's right)

There's nothing but twigs and seeds
Twigs and seeds
And they sure don't deliver the punch
That this old head needs

So you have morning glory seeds and nutmeg
And LSD and model airplane glue
And peyote buttons an' Methedrine, Benzedrine,
Hexedrine
Someone said banana peels would do
Let us say the use of these various hallucinogrens
Was somehow no longer a legal misdeed
Well, man, I still think there ought to be some
sort of law
About possession of nothin' but twigs and seeds

There's nothing but twigs and seeds
Twigs and seeds
And they sure don't deliver the punch
That this old head needs

©1977 Jesse Winchester
From the LP "Nothing But A Breeze"

[Patsy Stone]

4. Soon to be scraping the pipe

for the resin.

:rofl: What an excellent metaphor!

[Arkansas Granny]

5. Sipping the bong water.

[Patsy Stone]

8. Okay

Ewwwww. LOL.

I was going to say straining the bong water. :)

[Arkansas Granny]

12. That's the phrase we always used for someone who was acting loony.

:hi:

[sufrommich]

6. Perfect,lol. nt

[phleshdef]

7. In a week and current trends continue, he will be boiling his pipes for resin.

[WeDidIt]

9. BWAAAA

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[MagickMuffin]

10. stems and seeds of skank weed

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