John McCain is so old....

[Liberalboy]

not to be ageist (I love my elders and respect them greatly) but these are damn funny....

John McCain is so old that when I told him to act his own age, he died!

John McCain is so old his social security number is 1!

John McCain is so old that when he was in school there were no history classes.

John McCain is so old he has a picture of Moses in his yearbook.

John McCain is so old his birth certificate says expired on it.

John McCain is so old he knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

John McCain is so old he was a waiter at the Last Supper.

John McCain is so old he ran track with dinosaurs.

John McCain is so old his birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

[louis-t]

1. I heard someone say the other day, the next ads

ahould be "yer momma's so fat" jokes.

[slampoet]

2. John McCain is so old......

John McCain is so old that when he first went to church there was no "God", just a guy named Phil who knew stuff.

John McCain is so old his family tree is petrified.

John McCain is so old his Teddy Bear was given to him by Teddy Roosevelt.

John McCain is so old his foreign policy tells Africa to stop touching South America.

John McCain is so old his computer requires Whale Oil to keep running.

John McCain is so old you can see evidence of his birth with the Hubble Telescope.

John McCain is so old his address book has a Dodo Bird's phone number.

John McCain is so old his phone number is 43.

John McCain is so old he claims to have invented the blackberry and ..... corn.

John McCain is so old his first energy policy was to bury more dinosaurs.



Okay.....someone else write some for a while.