Limbaugh: "We are going to have to drag him across the finish line."

[woo me with science]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Boz]

1. HA, see the finish

[Raffi Ella]

2. !!!

:rofl:

[woo me with science]

3. ROFL! nt

[Cha]

4. Yeah, 2nd fucking place,

gasbag.

[Raster]

5. One has to wonder what would happen to ol' limpballs if a non-friendly administration

gets elected. I mean, he might actually have to stand for drug charges, doctor shopping, breaking parole, etc. Because a fat, old, drug-addicted pedophile is no use to anyone EXCEPT a rethuglican administration.

[sharp_stick]

6. Is Rush Limbaugh a drug addicted pedophile?

I know some people say so but I'm not sure. Sorry I just had to do it.

[Arugula Latte]

13. I have heard that Rush Limbaugh indeed IS a drug addicted pedophile.

[anigbrowl]

17. I'm absolutely shocked that you could even think of such a thing.

[mamalone]

19. I'm *sure* it's not true...

that Rush Limbaugh is a drug addicted pedophile... I'm sure. really, I am.... yeah, really.

[Bake]

24. I, too, have heard the Rush is a drug-addled pedophile.

I don't know whether it's true (but it is), but I've heard that.

:rofl:

Bake

[immoderate]

21. It's a widespread rumor that Rush is a drug addicted pedophile, but...

nonetheless, it is a rumor. Disregard how widespread, and oft repeated this rumor is. The evidence is only circumstantial, and not quite conclusive.

--IMM

[FVZA_Colonel]

7. It'd be one of the best things that ever happened to him.

Pissed off cons would tune in daily to hear his latest rant about "that communist Obama!"

[TornadoTN]

9. Reinstate the Fairness Doctrine

Let's see what happens to ole' PedoPills then.

[Shakespeare]

12. He'll go back to the same hate-filled "I'm a victim" bullshit he coasted on during the Clinton years

[Booster]

8. You can bet Rush will be voting for Obama just so he can keep

his little cushy job for another 8 years. Oxicontin is damn expensive.

[Joanne98]

10. Next year we need to finish Rush off for good!

[Teaser]

11. 27 days at Bernie's

.

[Starlight]

20. LOL, that was my first thought, too.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

14. I'd hate to have to drag that mountain of blubber Limbaugh across a finish line

It would take about five times the manpower as it would for McCain.

[4lbs]

16. Just put a big bucket of pills at the finish line and watch Rush beat Usain Bolt's time.

n/t

[Gregory1230]

15. "drag him"?

May I ask who is "him"? Is that McSame, right?

[PermanentRevolution]

18. Both my parents are marathoners...

You don't usually have to drag the winner across the finish line. That's generally reserved for those who didn't train properly and didn't pace themselves for the long stretch ahead, and then find themselves halfway through a race and struggling to stay upright.

Actually, that's pretty apt, come to think of it...

[leftist.]

22. His second hours was dedicated to - you guessed it - Ayers.

If I heard him correctly he told his listeners to avoid the terrorist angle of Ayers (even though it's still important) and focus on his socialist education reform ideas.

[beachmom]

23. He hates McCain. Watch him throw McCain under the bus 1 second

after he concedes (Well, that is IF Obama wins, nothing we can count on until it happens).