Palin Haiku

[msallied]

My friend Jonathan wrote these and I had to share them:

On Experience

"Now, what I've done as
Governor and as Mayor
Is (inaudible)."

On Tax Reform

"Still on the tax thing
Because I want to correct
You on that again."

On Domestic Drilling

"Senator McCain
Does support this, yes. The chant
Is 'drill, baby, drill.'"

More on his blog here: http://www.jonathansalmanac.blogspot.com/

[YOY]

1. Mine

Frosty Govenor
Why do they support stupid?
Oh wait. You're "a MILF."

[Xipe Totec]

2. Mine

A moose in a noose
made of words to big for her
Alaska despairs.

[Genevieve]

3. mine

I'm a pro-life gal.
So pay for your own rape kit, wink
Reward's in heaven.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

4. -

wink wink wink wink wink
wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
wink wink wink wink wink

[Genevieve]

10. Lol!

[theothersnippywshrub]

5. Mine

Bearing false witness
Oh Shadow Governor Dude
Birth of a Nation

[LeftishBrit]

6. Palin the Snow Queen

Keeps the Devil's Mirror.
We need a Gerda.


Palin the sly menace.
If a polar bear ate her,
I would not grieve much!

[Curtland1015]

7. One for McCain:

Old man lost his mind
Sacrificed all his morals
Now losing in shame

[rucky]

8. mine...

Maverick? You betcha.
I'll have to get back to ya
On the specifics.

[TooRaLoo]

11. My favorite so far. nt

[Rob H.]

9. Mine

Empty talking points
Glasses help mask the stupid
But we know you're dumb

"You betcha"? Winking?
Even children point and laugh
No one's that "down-home"