Someone evidently put me on McCain's email list

[lady raven]

Edited to highlight Palin's use of "Sincerely" because the thought of her being sincere is just so damned funny.

And I just received this: If the lies she tells weren't so dangerous, this email would truly be hilarious. I've highlighted some of the funnier moments.

I'm going to respond with a link to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection


Dear Supporter,

Tonight, John McCain and Senator Barack Obama will debate in a town hall together for the very first time. You'll have the opportunity to hear questions from everyday Americans and I know you'll see the sharp contrast between the liberal plan for America and the reform plan for America.

This summer, John McCain proposed a series of weekly joint town hall meetings with Senator Obama. But Senator Obama - no stranger to saying one thing and doing another - reversed his position and backed out. Simply put, the Obama-Biden Democrats' rhetoric doesn't match their record.

Don't be misled by the Obama-Biden Democrats. They've proven they'll say anything to get elected. And it's up to you and me to get the truth out to the American people. We are four weeks away from Election Day and we need your support to win important races across the country on November 4th. Will you join our team right now by making a contribution of any amount you can afford?

When push comes to shove, Senator Obama and his friends on the far-left will always tell you one thing and do another. They say the troops have their support, but turned around and voted to take away critical funding for our men and women in uniform. They talk about cutting taxes, but turn around and vote for tax increases. They say they're for energy independence, but won't support crucial off-shore drilling efforts. We just can't trust them to lead.

If we sit on the sidelines, the Obama-Biden Democrats will win. But, with you on board, that won't happen. McCain-Palin Victory 2008 helps fund the massive get-out-the-vote effort to elect our ticket from top to bottom. And we need your help to raise the millions needed for this program.

Will you follow this link and make a generous contribution of $25, $50, $100, $250, $500, $1,000 or even $2,000 to elect our ticket? Your contribution will help our Victory centers across the country with their voter turn- out efforts.

We'll work together to tackle the big issues. We have a plan to strengthen the economy, keep your investments safe, create new jobs, reduce our dependence on foreign oil and provide the tax relief you need. But we won't be able to do this unless you send us to Washington.

I'm asking you to put us one step closer to victory by giving any amount today - whether it's $25 or $250 - every bit helps. Thank you for your support.

Sincerely,

Governor Sarah Palin

[beac]

1. I've been saying for days that McFalin has the worst case of projection in history!

Sorry that they got ahold of your addy-- maybe submit it as "SPAM" to your provider? ;)

[lady raven]

2. Excellent idea.

OTOH, it might provide some much- needed comic relief in the coming weeks.

[Youphemism]

3. Kinda funny -- McCain claims they target voters better than Obama...

When asked about all the newly registered democrats, the McCain camp maintains that their camp does a better job of targeting *likely* voters.

Well, maybe that's true. It sounds like you're pretty likely to vote. :)

[beac]

4. 'Targeting' voters by spraying buckshot into the crowd, Dick Cheney-style. n/t

[lady raven]

5. Yes, but...

Maybe for dramatic effect, I'll go into the voting booth, affect a quizzical look, and swirl my pen around a bit to make it look like I am confused before I make that broken arrow into a thick, unmistakable line for Barack Obama.