Dear Lord, please contribute in any way you can to John McCain really FUCKING up tonight

[npincus]

Anything will do: a growl, snarl, an annoying facial tic... any really rude behavior toward either his opponent, the moderator or an audience member-- I'm not fussy, just make it a big, huge, giant, earth-rattling FUCK-UP.

Thank you, doggonit, and bless your heart.

Sincerely,

npincus

[SoonerPride]

1. I'd like to see him pee his pants on live TV.

Though of course, the downside is he'd get lots of elder voters sympathy.

"He's just like me when I forget the Depends."

[tblue]

2. You mean, 'Let John be John.'

[DevonRex]

3. Amen. nt

[jojo54]

4. Well, ole' folk do tend to fart a lot.

Just not a SBD. We don't want Obama to fall faint from the stench.

[Ganja Ninja]

5. I hope he throws a full blown tantrum.

I want to see him throw a mic at someone, turn all red faced and pass out on stage from sheer anger overload and exertion.

[demnan]

6. From your keyboard . . .

to God's ears.

[rateyes]

7. Just as long as he doesn't stroke out. We need him

on the ticket next month.