McCain down in the polls? Where's Phil Parlock when you need him?

[itsrobert]

When will Phil play victim again?

Come on Phil, give us a clue. When will the meanie Democrats make your girl cry again?

[AlCzervik]

1. don't beetlejuice that asshole up please.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

3. If you stand in front of the mirror and say "Phil Parlock" five times....

...you don't want to know. :scared:

[TheDebbieDee]

2. I was thinking about him just the other day, although I couldn't

remember his name. There's less than a month to the election and there has been no Phil Parlock sightings yet!

Maybe he's for Obama this go around!

[Sebastian Doyle]

4. Maybe he's posting on this board

I've seen some posts that could very well be from Phil or members of his Klan. There were some threads here last night, for example........

[Tanuki]

11. You could be right....he made a (small) donation to DU in 2006...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/06/229.html

He got mad when Skinner didn't send him a bumper sticker! (see entry # 7 at the link above)

[Cooley Hurd]

5. Hahahahahaha! Phil, where art thou?

For those who might not remember Phil Parlock:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/04/171.html

[RagAss]

10. I thought I heard he blew his brains out.

[Tanuki]

6. He's been busy dumping his wife after 23 years and 10 kids

and starting a "new family" with a young hottie! Typical RW family values in action. Check it out (and I hope someone can capture this before Phil switches his profile to "private"):

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=171850991

"Phil Parlock - I Glad I Not U 's Blurbs
About me:
Look at me and you'll see that I have two families. I try to provide for both and to spend time with both, but my young family requires full-time nurturing as well. I catch hell for being in this situation. I was with my ex-wife for 23 odd years and have been living continuously with Jessica for 3 years; thus, my youngest child resulted. The pictures tell the story. If you know me, then you know all about me. It only takes a few minutes to realize that I'm an out-of-the-box thinker, 'cause I never even look to see if there IS a box. Most of the time that's okay. Some of the time it could've been a little better, and sometimes it's a little skewed. My philosophy is that ppl don't really need to know "stuff" they really only need how to figure "stuff" out - Its the old give a man a fish vs. teach him to fish. My brain can't hold all of the information, so I merely figure out the answer each time. Its a little inefficient, but works quite fine because I can get to answers on many, many more topics and problems compared to a memorizer relying on what is stored on his/her hard drive. The ability to think, design, improvise, and/or extrapolate is much better than the ability to merely produce the right answers. Ppl with great quanities of stored information are at a disadvantage without the ability use it to its limits. I have two women in my life (excluding my of-age daughters). 1.) My ex whom I've spent 23 years or so with and who STILL tries to be my friend and who is the mother of ten of my children 2.) Jessica, whom I've had the pleasure of knowing for four+ years, and the pleasure of living with for the past three years. Jessica is the mother of my youngest baby. I have 11 very bright, talented, and beautiful children, aged 25 months to 25 years. "

[Ikonoklast]

7. Phil's new squeeze

Upholding those traditional Republican 'Family Values' by dumping the 'ol ball and chain for a hottie young enough to be his daughter.

She'll keep him 'busy' for a while.

Typical hypocrite asshole Puke.

[frylock]

8. sounds like the incoherent ramblings of a tweaker

[rvablue]

9. Someone please tell me this is a joke

I think my head might have to explode if I find this is real and there is a complete tool like this wasting oxygen I and others could use.

And the creepiest part of it all, referring to your daughters as "of age."
Just gave me the willies!