John McCain has GOT to be wearing a man-girdle

[mtnsnake]

You can just tell by the way he moves around and by the way he talks that he's got a man-girdle constricting his every movement. I think he'd be a lot better off just to shuck that thing and let it all hang out.

No wonder he's so goddamn grumpy all the time. He can hardly breathe with that girdle on so tight.

[KingFlorez]

1. I've thought the same thing for awhile now

He looks oddly squeezed in sometimes, it doesn't look normal at all.

[mtnsnake]

8. "He looks oddly squeezed in"

Yes, he really does. You can by the way his neck looks like it wants to escape from his body because of all the excess pressure being forced up into that area of his upper torso. It's like when you squeeze a balloon at one end and an unproportionate amount of substance goes to the other end.

[Orrex]

2. I can admire a candidate who's into restrictive leather garmentry

It would add a little much-needed pizazz to the Presidency.

[mtnsnake]

13. If that thing ever bursts, it'll set off a catyclismic explosion of epic proportions!

[Gregorian]

3. Haha! Man-girdle. There's a word you don't hear every day.

He's wearing one of Palin's. I see it on his face. He's going through her closet when she's gone.

[Chloroplast]

4. LOL! First, Tom Cruise and now McCain wearing Spanx! A regular bunch of Top Guns.

[DJ13]

5. I think its the custom William Shatner model

[JeffR]

6. In all seriousness, a back brace is my guess.

This guy has some serious and largely undisclosed chronic pain happening. And God knows what else. He's neither physically nor mentally fit to be a county clerk, never mind President.

[mtnsnake]

9. I don't know, JeffR. If back braces could make guts shrink like that, everyone would wear one!

Take a look at how tight he looks next time you see him walking or talking. I think his air passageways are 75% constricted from his girdle alone.

[JeffR]

10. Maybe.

Or this could all be a side effect of having shit for brains, of course.

[lutherj]

11. This campaign has got to be taking its toll on him. He probably hasn't

worked this hard in his life.

[Jennicut]

7. Could be from his war injuries that he looks like that

just how restrictive is his movement? I need to research it some. If he is wearing a girdle that would be hysterically funny.

[BumRushDaShow]

12. And a mansierre.

:rofl:

[Tutonic]

14. Probably that Budweiser.