Call me a pig, but

[chaplainM]

When a pretty gal winks at me repeatedly, I'm putty.

Or was she winking at the rest of you, too?

[RoadRage]

1. Every time she did that.. I swear I only saw her middle finger..

It was like she jumped through my TV screen, and screamed FUCK YOU.

But, i'm a chick.. so who knows.. maybe that worked on some of the guys. :eyes:

[Chorophyll]

2. Pretty is as pretty does. Biden's prettier. nt

[MichaelHarris]

3. I found it extremely

low class but Joe Six Pack loves it. White tank top sales skyrocket every time she winks.

[beac]

10. Brings a whole new meaning to

"in the tank."

[TheWraith]

4. Some people here don't understand a basic principle...

... that you can be attracted to someone while still despising them.

It's why the term "grudge fuck" was invented.

[krkaufman]

13. I thought that was what the Republicans had been doing to us ...

... for the last 30 years.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

5. Do you like being lied to? Liars often wink. (n/t)

[MrSlayer]

6. I don't think she's that pretty really.

My wife is way better looking than Palin.

[JackintheGreen]

7. Mrs Slayer is on the board

isn't she? :evilgrin:

[MrSlayer]

12. Heh. No.

Actually Cindy McCain, even 10 years older, is prettier than Palin.

[Vektor]

14. The pile of shit that my dog left in the yard this morning is prettier than Palin.

Seriously. "Lady" looks like a dude.

[seabeyond]

18. right, cause that would be the only reason he would say something nice about his woman

i bet you are an ass.

[JackintheGreen]

21. I'm certainly no elephant.

Go dems!

[crankychatter]

8. when i went to louisiana after katrina, all the waffle house waitresses called me "babeee"

I thought they really liked me

[Binka]

9. Kind Of Like When A Stripper Looks Deep Into Your Wallet....Err Eyes

Hey you I can call you Babeee too! :hi:

[tkmorris]

11. And when a manipulative skank winks at me, I get hostile.

Don't be a doormat for pretty girls dude. It's that kind of thinking that brings us Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

Oh and uhh... Chaplain?

[WeDidIt]

15. When a pretty girl winks at me

I check to be certain my wallet is still there.

[chiefofclarinet]

16. Yeah, but only if she is actually pretty

Palin is not pretty. She used to be, but not anymore.

[TNMOM]

17. Palin is not pretty. her nose is too long.

[propel]

23. Not Pretty

She talks and ruins it all.

[grantcart]

19. You are a pig butt

as per your request, I don't see how it helps

[seabeyond]

20. lol lol .... that was funny grantcart. took me a second to get it

BUT i enjoyed it when i did

[1corona4u]

22. You're a pig.

:-)

[Forkboy]

24. I think, "Does she need some Visine or something? WTF is wrong with her eye?"

Then I shake my head and walk away.

[TexasObserver]

25. you're a pig

a blind pig with no taste