Sneak peek in Caribou Barbie's debate notes...

[Snarkoleptic]

VP Candidates I Could Beat in a Debate-
Carrot Top
Trig
Ms. Teen South Carolina
Stephen Hawking in a power outage
Not Dan Quayle
Not Joe Biden

Things I’ve Said Thanks But No Thanks To-
More mashed potatoes
Phone solicitor for aluminum siding
John McCain’s advances
Hockey mom lesbo threesome
Condoms
Naming my daughter Geometry
Fried moose testicles
Not back seat of a 87 Chevy Suburban
Not bridge to Nowhere

Dinosaurs Jesus Rode-
Triceratops
Not Velociraptor
Yes to Velocirapture
Jehovasaurus Rex
Prolifeatops
Kangaroo
Utahraptor
Dromiceomimus

Questions I Hope Gwen Ifill Doesn’t Ask Me Tonight-
If Jack were on a horse and asked you to help him dismount, would you help Jack off a horse?
Did you have anything to do with me breaking my ankle?
What’s your favorite gun?
If John McCain raped and murdered Kitty Dukakis, would you support the death penalty for him? Remember you would become president if he dies.
What is the state capital of Vermont?
Do you support animal testing of cosmetics? Like for instance lipstick on a pitbull?
Name five rights guaranteed by the Bill of Rights.
Did Greedo shoot first?

Types of Birth Control-
Abstinence
Prayer
More Prayer

Marshmallow Shapes in Lucky Charms (said with unwavering conviction)-
Moons
Hearts
Crescent
Cross
Clovers
Rainbows
Gold
Horseshoes

[rvablue]

1. thank you for this

before I got on DU tonight I thought my head was going to explode

laughing at this helps and I'll be able to sleep without dreaming of Palin non-existent ing's.