Joe Biden prayer thread, I need west Coast DU'ers to pick up the praying!!!!

[RollWithIt]

lol, just kidding!

You know they're desperate when they start bringing the "David & Goliath" prayer!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2095928/posts

Then said David to the Philistine, Thou comest to me with a sword, and with a spear, and with a shield: but I come to thee in the name of the LORD of hosts, the God of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast defied. This day will the LORD deliver thee into mine hand; and I will smite thee, and take thine head from thee; and I will give the carcases of the host of the Philistines this day unto the fowls of the air, and to the wild beasts of the earth; that all the earth may know that there is a God in Israel. And all this assembly shall know that the LORD saveth not with sword and spear: for the battle is the LORD's, and he will give you into our hands.

[Vote2008]

1. LOL....I was ready to get into it with you!! :-)

[Wapsie B]

2. My God can kick your God's ass.

:rofl:

[madmax]

3. smite thee, and bite thee

God ain't got time for debate bullshit!! Get a life DO something. Help the aged, feed the poor. :grr:

on edit: not you guys - the freepers. ;)

[mcctatas]

4. If you have so little faith in your candidates ability to perform..

maybe you're backing the wrong candidate! Silly freepers :crazy:

[Shardik]

5. Oh my god! These people are nuts!

"To: BornToBeAmerican
Even though Sarah Palin walks through the valley of the shadow of death, Let her fear no evil, for You are with her; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort her.

You prepare a table before her in the presence of her enemies; You have anointed her head with oil; Her cup overflows.

Surely goodness and loving kindness will follow Sarah Palin all the days of her life, And she will dwell in the house of the LORD forever. "

[crossroads]

6. Actually Palin doesn't have a prayer... thank God!

I am praying for the country!
Praying she flubs up like always...
CR

[PretzelWarrior]

7. must suck to live a life ruled by the whims of a god

kind of makes all your decisions not worth a lot of effort if it's "all God's plan".

P.S. I stole God's playbook. Palin gets stomped, starts crying, and shorts out her ear phones. Resulting visual of smoke coming out of her ears is replayed millions of times on YouTube.

[AspenRose]

8. As a Christian, I find that "prayer" disgusting and offensive.

x(

[cjsmom44]

9. RE: Christian

I also am a Christian ...it wouldn't hurt to send a few good prayers off for Joe Biden...
So who says DU'ers don't pray...
God, Please wrap your arms around your servant Joe Biden and protect him from the ones who would do him harm...may he speech be clear and his thoughts precise...Guide him tonight in your name AMEN....
An no I am NOT crazy.......the freepers are not crazy because they pray...they are crazy because of what they stand for....

[Historic NY]

10. "Hail Mary"........