So, What Is T. Boone Pickens Running For Again?

[JimGinPA]

:shrug:

[Bucky]

1. Ross Perot's old job.

With a little Al Gore thrown in for sizzle.

[Unsane]

2. Energy Czar

[evlbstrd]

4. Owner of All Energy.

[Turn CO Blue]

8. and water.

Water is the next big commodity that Wall Street and the robber barons want to control and speculate on.

[Cooley Hurd]

3. Asscarrot...

[RoyGBiv]

5. Richest Motherfucker in the World n/t

[blogslut]

6. Carpetbagger of the Year

n/t

[mtnsnake]

7. The fuckwad hasn't come up with an original idea yet in his supposed energy plan

[iamthebandfanman]

9. our energy savior

but hey, i mite not like the guy... but atleast hes out there usin his money to suggest other energy sources... so... slightly better than he was a few years ago i suppose ;)

[sandnsea]

10. President of the Drill Baby Drill club

and shame on every Democrat who didn't figure that out at the gate.

[Sebastian Doyle]

11. He wants us all to burn natural gas in our cars to "get us off foreign oil"

And Mr. Pickens just happens to sell natural gas, and the equipment needed to convert your vehicle to burn it.

[Ian David]

12. He doesn't have enough money, so he wants some of our tax dollars.

He wants us to tell our congress-critters to hook his windfarms up to the power grid on our dime.

Meanwhile, he's going to continue pumping enough fossil fuels out of the ground to cook us alive anyway.

[Geek_Girl]

13. King

of all energy

[sad sally]

14. Tax credits - the kind that come right off the top

The kind that are part of the big numbered bailout bill that passed the Senate. Mr. T. Boone will be a happy recipient of them.

[myrna minx]

15. Sole proprietor of the United States water rights.