Palin just needs not to poop her pants, drool or puke tonight and she wins?

[AlCzervik]

this is really how low the bar has been set.

[HereSince1628]

1. Like most women I am sure Palin carries "back-up"

just sayin...

[AlCzervik]

3. back up? I always have a spare feminine hygiene product in my purse but if someone

shits themselves, i don't carry anything for that. Maybe that's just me, spare tampon, no problem, adult diaper, sorry, you're out of luck.

[HereSince1628]

21. Interesting, I've never known a woman not to carry Kleenex.

feminine products, baby pins (even if the baby is 32 years old), a comb AND a brush, extra house keys and at least 2 credit cards, change for a $20 all the way down to extra dimes, nickles, pennies and asundry out of date postage stamps..

That whole handbag thing seems like back-up.

[justiceischeap]

2. Sad isn't it? (eom)

[Supersedeas]

13. the double standard and how it is manipulated

[polichick]

4. And it would also be good if her breasts didn't spew milk...

Maybe she could nurse while she debates ~ that would warm the hearts of mothers AND fathers!

[rzemanfl]

5. Beat me to it. eom

[lib2DaBone]

22. That would warm the hearts of Hockey Moms...

See.. Sarah is just like us. A person we want to "Have a beer with". As long as she has cute perky answers.. she wins.."you 'Betcha".

[trueblue2007]

6. how about it she breastfeeds???

hahahahahahah!! This would be huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DP1lXv50l9o/SMHcsJhKf-I/AAAAAAAABEc/MT_5afxQMkU/s400/Sarah+Palin+and+Baby.jpg

[Shine]

9. Extra points!!! At least 2 of them.

:evilgrin:

[Ichingcarpenter]

7. Welcome to Carl's Jr.

Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? Now with more MOLECULES!

(cabinet has been debating putting water on the plants instead of Brawndo)

Pvt. Joe Bowers: What *are* these electrolytes? Do you even know?

Secretary of State: They're... what they use to make Brawndo!

Pvt. Joe Bowers: But *why* do they use them to make Brawndo?

Secretary of Defense: (raises hand after a pause) Because Brawndo's got electrolytes.

[AlCzervik]

8. sad but true, welcome to Idiocracy.

[Ichingcarpenter]

14. I notice that CNN, Faux and others are trying to rig the system today

by pushing the debate moderator lie.




Tweety, right now, is coming off on an outraged on Palin.
Chucky as always, is still eating the kool aide today.

[BurtWorm]

10. I don't believe she's competent enough to do any of that.

:patriot:

[AlCzervik]

12. maybe she'll just shart and walk away the victor.

[Marsala]

11. In fairness, she set that bar all by herself

Well, Katie Couric helped a bit.

[WI_DEM]

15. I'm sure some in the media will believe that to be the case.

[EstimatedProphet]

16. No

That's it. No. That doesn't count as a win.

[ContinentalOp]

17. Nah...

As long as she poops silently and doesn't let on, she'll be fine.

[frickaline]

18. I think this is a myth

I thnk she has to prove herself tonight. This is her last chance to prove that Tina Fey's version of her isn't the smarter version.

[stuntcat]

19. I think so yeah..

I'm wondering though how she'll be able to talk with Ifill and Biden for that long without her STUPID leaking out.

[Zenmaster]

20. I predict she shits her pants anyway