What One Thing Can Biden Say Tomorrow.....

[rsmith6621]

.......early on that will throw the Alaskan DITZ off for the rest of the debate...

[louis-t]

1. Tell her she looks like Peggy Hill.

And sounds like Marge Simpson.

[Bicoastal]

2. Governor Palin. I know the movie "Fargo." I own the movie "Fargo." "Fargo" is a favorite of mine.

Governor, you're no Marge Gunderson.

[Larry in KC]

15. It hit me recently... it's not Marge, it's Jeanne Lundegaard that she sounds like!

"Daaaddd... are ya stayin' fer dinner?"

[amitten]

3. "I'm still waiting for Ms. Palin to provide specifics."

(That will never happen.)

[MISSDem]

4. He could get on the subject of gay rights and ask why

their campaign does not support the rights of gays to live their lives as they wish just like everyone else.

[GarbagemanLB]

5. I've worked with Hillary Clinton. I'm friends with Hillary Clinton. You, Mrs. Palin, are no Hillary

Clinton.

[dubyaD40web]

6. Have you figured out..

what a Vice President does every day?

[rateyes]

7. During the handshake: "You have a little piece of lettuce stuck in your teeth."

Even if it's not true, it will bug her the whole night.

[zbdent]

12. not likely ... but lipstick ...

[grantcart]

8. "We know all about it" (during the handshake)

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

9. we're going to be jamming the frequency of your ear piece.

[zbdent]

10. "I heard that pit bulls were supposed to be vicious and tough ...

so excuse me while I take the kid gloves off and go for the jugular ..."

[Indenturedebtor]

11. One Word to Rule All Words:

WHY????????????????

She'll implode on the spot.

[Toucano]

13. This is soo easy! The one thing Biden can say to throw her off?

Hello.

[Blue Meany]

14. Sarah, I know bigfoot, bigfoot is a friend of mine...n/t

[Larry in KC]

16. "I'm sorry, Gwen, I can't hear you well over the feedback coming from the governor's ear."

[LynneSin]

17. Congrats on all those Emmy wins Tina!

:woohoo:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

18. "My teeth are as white as your lies."

[JimGinPA]

19. Ask Her If She Saw The Newspaper Headline Today

:rofl:

[zonkers]

20. Just don't pull a Mel Gibson and call her sugar you know what.

[11 Bravo]

21. Sarah, did anyone tell you that that dress makes you look fat?