McCain ends speech, wanders around stage looking for an exit.... LOL!

[NYC_SKP]

So he's mastered reading from the teleprompters, but finding his way off stage without a "minder" became a challenge to the old wrinkly guy.

It was worth letting him have his little speech to see the real John McCain at the end; an old man, past his prime, with no sense of direction.

:rofl:

[IndianaJones]

1. he's like that old guy Tim Conway did on Carol Burnett. nt.

[TexasObserver]

23. Nailed it!!

[grasswire]

2. must be why Cindy is usually behind him..

....to catch him when he falls down.

[NYC_SKP]

6. He had Leiberman and Lindsay to correct him while in Iraq.

One way or another, he can't be left alone. Witness his interview with the editors of the Des Moines Register.

[TornadoTN]

20. I am all for McCain and Lindsay to declare their love and marry

It's painfully obvious how much love they have for each other - hell, Lindsay has never been married. It's a perfect time for the both of them to embrace their love and tendencies and just make it public.

Maybe if Lieberman plays his cards right he can angle for an opportunity at a three-way.

[burythehatchet]

21. Lieberman can play the role of the dildo, it comes naturally to him.

[TornadoTN]

24. PERFECT!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thank you for that, I'm honestly crying from the laughter right now. :patriot:

[hisownpetard]

3. Hmm. Maybe he did it as an homage to Bush. Remember the big bad door he couldn't open?

[GreenPartyVoter]

28. My first thought, as well. :^)

[gauguin57]

4. More of the same!

Bush can't find his way out, either!!!

[sickinohio]

12. HAHAHAHA

:rofl:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

5. Boy, never go for a drive with me!

Talk about no sense of direction.

[NYC_SKP]

8. Do you bump into things?

I have a navigation thingy in my car and a Google map thingy on my phone and I still get lost!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

16. No, but I'm like, "Don't say north or south, say right or left!"

I think it's genetic.

[FSogol]

7. Did you ever see the video where he being introduced to people and turns to shake Cindy's hand?

He's lost.

[thereismore]

10. Did that actually happen? nt

[rucky]

13. Yep.

I'll try to find something and get back to ya.

[rucky]

18. Back to ya...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wD0Gf9w5DA

[RagAss]

26. Where was that...a fucking Civil War reunion?

[FSogol]

14. Yup and was posted on DU. Here's the link

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x133971

updated link

[thereismore]

19. What a doofus. I think he isn't quite there. nt

[NYC_SKP]

11. No, but we'll have to add it to the "John McPoopiePants Bloopers" 4-DVD Boxed Set!

Coming soon!

[hisownpetard]

30. Yes - hilarious!! She looks at him as if she's saying, "Well, now's a fine time to get all

formal on me."

[dazzlerazzle]

9. position on grain subsidies

He says that he is going to eliminate the subsidies on corn, and then two minutes later says that he is going to invest in biofuels.

[SuperTrouper]

15. LOL!!1 Remember the movie "Driving Miss Daisy"? Morgan Freeman driving the luminous

acting legend, the late Oscar-winning Jessica Tandy. In this case we can have either Sarah Palin or Joe Watkins driving McCain: "Driving Mister John" :rofl:

[agentS]

17. His Bob Dole moment has arrived...

you knew this day would come. I figured it would be late October, though.

[TornadoTN]

22. Memories of Dole doing a face-plant are priceless.

I was in High School and remember it vividly. Everyone who had ever mentioned liking Dole was ridiculed beyond belief.

[NYC_SKP]

25. Now, with VIDEO! Youtube here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haIAN02tlLM

[Schulzz]

27. Nobody can tell me that there is nothing wrong with this man.

And that makes the Palin pick even more scary. :scared:

[uponit7771]

29. That's the Dukakis in the tank moment, ...he's lost this thing and he knows it.