Debate Training - Biden learns what makes girls cry (WITH HOT PICS!)

[Ichingcarpenter]

Something I thought that was pretty funny which might cheer up your day.
Its from 236 on the Huffington post, you need to go through the slide show
to really appreciate it.


From the site

"While most people will be watching Thursday's VP debate to find out whether Sarah Palin will start speaking in tongues, there's also the little matter of diarrhea-mouth hothead Joe Biden. The Obama camp is worried about the notoriously unpredictable Biden getting too aggressive (read: red-faced bellowing) while addressing Gov. Palin and losing the coveted "we hate people who aren't nice to the woefully underqualified" vote. To prepare, Joe has been rehearsing with MI Gov. Jennifer Granholme standing in for Sarah Palin. Watch our completely made up recreation of those rehearsals (with exclusive pics!) in the slideshow below":


http://www.236.com/news/2008/10/01/debate_training_biden_learns_w_1_9211.php







Relax I got this

[fugop]

1. Beautiful!

I laughed out loud at this: "Get out of my secret Christmas place Sarah Palin you blathering moron!"

[rucky]

2. K&R... LET'S DO THIS!!!!

[tridim]

3. LOL at the slide show.

:rofl:

[lumberjack_jeff]

4. OMG, that's hilarious! n/t

[progressoid]

5. Yeah, that was fun!

[progressoid]

6. Oops - Dupe

[seabeyond]

7. that was funny. cute. n/t

[msallied]

8. GET OUT OF MY SECRET CHRISTMAS PLACE!!!

hahahahaha! That totally brightened my morning. LOL

[PermanentRevolution]

18. That was my favorite part!

Definite :spray: moment

[Lilith Velkor]

52. Mine was Granholm's response

"Lose your temper again Joe and this shoe is going up your ass."

:rofl:

[LiberalAndProud]

68. Me three.

I really did laugh out loud.

[Muttocracy]

67. Me too :)

[blogslut]

9. That was great!

LET'S DO THIS!

[tosh]

10. Kicked & HIGHLY recommended! ROFL!

[eshfemme]

11. ROFLMAO!!! I wish that could be the debate right there

I think that the debate's gonna be a train wreck so I'm kinda jittery about it because it really depends on the correct balance.

[ellie]

12. Bwahahahahaha!

That was hilarious! I like Jennifer Granholm.

[mindfulNJ]

AWESOME

That is so spot on...posted on my Facebook page!

[vaberella]

13. "...a Jack-o-latern taking a difficult crap..." I love it!!! Oh this was class. K*R

:kick:

[steve2470]

39. I thought that was hilarious too nt

[frickaline]

14. rofl ... Christmas place !

Oh, that cracked me up. All I could think of was the movie Happy Gilmore with Adam's "Happy Place"

[RoadRage]

15. Dude.. that was the most awesomist post of the day. K&R

[Indenturedebtor]

16. Get out of my secret Christmas place! that's the quote of the year lol n/t

[vanderBeth]

17. LOL

:rofl:

[medicswife]

19. I haven't laughed so hard in a really long time!

That was really, really great. :)

Thanks for posting that!

:rofl:


Get out of my secret Christmas place!!!!!

:rofl:

[youthere]

20. OMG Thank you for posting that..

best laugh I've had in days.
"GET OUT OF MY SECRET CHRISTMAS PLACE!"

[Jennicut]

21. "That was a direct quote?" That was too funny. I loved the expressions on his face.

Funniest thing so far this election.

[nc4bo]

22. Took me a while to get here but OH BOY am I glad I clicked this post!!

One of the funniest things I've ever seen!!!

:rofl:

[AFSCME girl]

23. K&R - this was great!

thanks for posting, Ichingcarpenter! :yourock:

[jakem]

24. kick! hilarious!

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

25. That is the funniest thing I've seen in this whole campaign. OMG, my stomach hurts! nt

[NatBurner]

26. awesome

and i NEVER say "awesome" lol

[Malikshah]

27. This. Was. Brilliant. Love it!!

Thanks!!!!

[blondeatlast]

28. For a tense day, a great laugh...

:kick:

[treestar]

29. LOL. The tense smile that looked like a jack-o-lantern is funny!

:rofl:

[chiefofclarinet]

30. LOL!!

Damn... that was awesome! I love all the quips, and the direct quotes from Palin used artistically. (Wow, I just used Palin and art in the same sentence!) Great punchline as well!

[davsand]

31. I was laughing so hard the Secretaries came in to check on me.

Oh my. I almost wet myself.

I had to send that link on to a few folks and have heard back already from a couple of them. That is funny as hell.



Laura

[Blue Diadem]

32. LOL, that's hilarious!

I love it.

[knitter4democracy]

33. So, Jenny, what are ya going to do with the shoe?

Ha! I really needed that laugh today. Jenny's the perfect person to help him debate--she's smart enough to figure out all of Palin's tricks ahead of time.

[chill_wind]

34. :-) Beautiful!

Thanks! K & R

[BelgianMadCow]

35. laughing out loud

:lol:

[bdamomma]

36. I love Joe Biden

he's got this covered, he will be talking about John McCains stance on everything. Maybe Obama's cool and calm demeanor has rubbed off on Joe, he will be great.

[TexasLady]

37. VERY funny!

loved it!

[bdamomma]

38. they should have had Tina Fey rehearse with Joe.

that would be something to see.

[Chorophyll]

40. Ha! That was well-done.

Thanks for posting. :)

[Matariki]

41. cute!

My Christmas place! Christmas morning. In front of the tree!

:rofl:

[ellacott]

42. This was cute

Appreciate the comic relief for the day. :)

[AspenRose]

43. OMG, I am CRYING

That was AMAZING. :rofl:

I've got to look at that again. :rofl:

[Ichingcarpenter]

44. I'm sorry it made you cry

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

45. A thousand Thanks Yous to you! OMG, that was so good

I want more.:smoke:

[joop]

46. fan-freakin-tastic nt K&R

[Fleshdancer]

47. tears from laughter are streaming down my face right now

:rofl:

Thanks for posting this! ROFLMAO

[Zookeeper]

48. Thank you! I needed that laugh! n/t

[myrna minx]

49. That was hilarious.

:rofl:

[Cha]

50. "Some of the news most of the time"!

LOL..that was funny..I'm sure Biden gets it and I don't like them saying he has "diarriah of the mouth".

Biden will do great!

[Blaze Diem]

51. He should have practiced the debate with Tina Fey..haaaaaa

They'd have been laughing their asses off.

Too much fun.
Wish Biden were on SNL this weekend. Mock debate w/Tina Fey (as Palin).
hoot !!

[racaulk]

53. "Get out of my secret Christmas place Sarah Palin!"

:rofl:

Now THIS was funny!!! Thank you for posting this, what a great laugh! :thumbsup:

[SallyMander]

54. K&R

That kicks ass!!! :rofl:

[PatSeg]

55. That is the funniest thing I've seen

in this campaign! Thank you for making my day.

[Viking12]

56. K & R. Let's Do this!

[RollergirlVT]

57. That was Awesome! N/T

[laundry_queen]

58. OMG that was one of the funniest things I've seen in a LONG time.

Honestly, my stomach hurts. Every line was my favorite. :rofl:

[OHDEM]

59. Thanks!

I needed that!

[Catherine Vincent]

60. LOL!

Thanks for the laugh!

[lunatica]

61. Well it made me cry. Because it made me laugh so hard!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

I love Biden and I don't feel bad 'cause he's old enough for me!

[noiretextatique]

62. LET'S DO THIS!

:rofl:

[Arkana]

63. YEAH! LET'S DO THIS!

[pleah]

64. K&R That was frigg'n hilarious!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[polichick]

65. What a scream! LOL

[cascadiance]

66. He should ask if Kanakanak of Dillingham, Alaska is a "Palindrome" or not...

And get her to cry when she can't figure out what he's asking her!

[AspenRose]

69. KICK

:kick:

[Jennicut]

70. Kick again. Everyone needs a good laugh tonight.

[Froward69]

71. XXX

"DAMMIT, I WANNA PROTECT HER FROM GUYS LIKE ME!":dilemma: :dilemma: :

[KathieG]

72. Ha! Love it. "Direct quote?"..."Fraid so" LOL

:rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

73. Doh! Grisholm's background STARTS OFF like Palin's, as a beauty queen, but sadly it lapses....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Granholm

"She graduated from UC-Berkeley in 1984 Phi Beta Kappa with two BA degrees, one in political science, the other in French. Granholm then earned a Juris Doctor degree at Harvard Law School, also with honors. She clerked for U.S. Judge Damon Keith on the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals."


I can appreciate Biden's problem, however. It's unlikely there EXISTS any Democratic politicians who can match Palin's 5-schools-in-6-years-ending-with-degree-in-journalism-from-Idaho-U stupidity.

[AuntPatsy]

74. I really liked this, but omg, why our leader has to appear dumb to win is beyond me...

why in the world would someone want to vote for someone you feel is more like your average every day ignorant of very important issues citizen? Considering we have already had eight long very long years of just that kind of leadership which puts us in the mess we are into today I would assume every single citizen would be up in arms demanding intelligent and knowledgeable leadership but I guess I am giving too much credit to some citizens of this country, thankfully the majority is proving they are deserving to be deemed intelligent and want Obama Biden to lead us out of this quagmire...

[CoffeeCat]

75. I am laughing so hard...I can't stand it...

I've made it...:rofl: through slide 18, and I can barely ty.

OMFG. I shake and laugh uncontrollably after clicking on most of the pictures. Tears
are all over my face.

This is the funniest damn thing on DU EVER!

"Out of my Christmas place Sarah Palin!"

OMG...I'm going back in to view 18-36! Wish me luck! :rofl:

[AspenRose]

76. Happy VP Debate Day!

:kick:

[Bubbha Jo]

77. Hilarious!