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17.September 29th, 2008 6:08 pm
Combine: *the economic skills of Herbert Hoover, *the foreign policy acumen of Lyndon Johnson *the compassion of Calvin Coolidge *the good luck of Jimmy Carter *the brainpower of Warren Harding *the respect for civil liberty of John Adams (Alien and Sedition Act, anyone?) *the honesty of Richard Nixon *and the incorruptibility of Ulysses Grant in a suitable mixing bowl and thoroughly whip. Add at least 3 tsp of an economic deflationary death spiral caused by free-market fundamentalists, rational choice theorists, neoclassical economists, and associated right-wingers, bake for 8 years using a greased, Teflon-coated pan in an oven set to 700 billion degrees.
Serve with braised filet of Rand, spleen of Mises, or liver of Gekko, and finish with a savory demi-glace of privatized profits and socialized losses.
Serves 300 million with all the CheneyBushPaulsonMcCainPalin they can eat.
— Posted by katana0182
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