24. Tell it to Chris Rock, it's a joke, jesus christ
lighten up. Do you see the number of people in this thread who are planning to take the day off? I don't presume they're all black. I'm not, and I'm not working.
Thankfully I live on the west coast. Back on the east coast in 2000 I missed going to classes the next day. Of course, that election was a bit closer than this one should be.
15. I'll go to the grocery store the next morning and hug that
very young lady who is voting for president for the first time. She and I were discussing it in the vegetable section the other day where she works. We talked about being Democrats and voting for Obama. I hope it will empower her to be active or at least politically informed for the rest of her life.
20. elicit a guttural "YEAHARRGGHH!!!!"" then laugh giddily. then cry.....
then kiss the wife. then pop open my bottle of champaign. call all my friends and family. have someone drive me around the city of Portland as I yell and scream my head off throwing candy and noisemakers at whoever I see. I won't sleep a wink that night but will crash early the next morning a very happy man.
very expensive. I don't know what it will be but I am going to make a big purchase. Maybe a new car, maybe a boat or maybe a vacation home on a beach somewhere. Can I afford it?...Hell no, but I am going to splurge like I have never splurged before.
Switching back and forth between post-mortems of all the campaigns.
Its gonna be so much fun seeing an expert analysis of both operations. I can't wait to see Obama's steady, but sometimes frustrating, winning strategy vindicated.
So that I can still go to work in the morning. But knowing how this shit always works out, it'll be well past midnight central time before the winner is known. :(
35. I'm taking the 5th off from work -going to Boston to celebrate!
my husband's b-day is the 5th- we're going to go party in the city if we win. If we lose.. well, I work with alot of Repubs and I really don't want to see their slimey faces that day. I will be too pissed off to concentrate on my job.
40. I'm going to count my profits and practice my smug smile
The smug smile will be necessary in front of all my conservative sportsbook friends. They despise Obama. Many of them don't accept that he has a chance to win. I'm not kidding.
...call my mom who is still in awe of the fact that this may happen in her lifetime (me too!), call the three people who will be making the drive down to Dc with me on Inauguration Day so we can just “be there”...
...And then have my mole visit Crapital Hill to read the rending of garments and gnashing of teeth.
Maybe de-cloak him/her after a day or two of witnessing the meltdown. :)
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