6. He'll come out on stage in a POW cage suspended from a giant Macy's ballon of Putin's head
It will so astonish the public that no one will remember anything said at the debate. Pat Buchanan will chop the air so violently the studio's air catches fire while he has multiple orgasms over McCain's brilliant new strategy of rendering anything said at the debate moot.
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