McCain's second HAIL MARY PASS fails.

[ronnykmarshall]

Palin is turning out to be a total disaster.

His "suspension" of his campaign is a joke.

What next?

Guest host on "Dancing With the Stars"?

[onenote]

1. McCain's next 10 Hail Mary Passes

According to Salon.com

10. Pledges to serve only one term. OK, half a term
9. Sells Alaska to Russia for $700 billion.
8. Suspends campaign until Nov. 4, offers to start being president right now.
7. Sex-change operation.
6. Offers to forgo salary, sell one house
5. Does bombing run over Taliban-controlled tribal areas of Pakistan.
4. Learns to use computer.
3. Challenges Obama to suspend campaign so they both can go and personally drill for oil offshore.
2. Offers the post of "vice vice president" to Warren Buffett.
1. Returns to Vietnam and jails himself

[ronnykmarshall]

3. Excellent!!

:rofl:

[Submariner]

2. McQueeg says "let's measure the strawberries during the debate"