Breaking news - Inanimate objects unite against Palin

[SallyMander]

WASHINGTON, DC (SallyMander Press) -- In a joint press conference, Box of Rocks, Bucket of Nails, Dirt, Bag of Hammers, Fencepost, Doornail, and Tree Stump have released the following statement: "We have come together after many years of being the ending clauses of 'dumber than' cliches. We've always been able to laugh it off, maintain our self confidence, and realize that most humans just don't know what it takes to be an inanimate object these days. However, after several weeks of comparisons to Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin, we just had to say something. Please, for the love of all that is sessile, we ask you to cease and desist. This has been very upsetting for us. We can't guarantee the safety of the public if Bag of Hammers keeps hearing these comparisons."

[Bicoastal]

1. Bravo! Very clever...

Another hit for the photogenic Miss Mander!

[SallyMander]

4. Aww, thanks darlin!

:blush:

Just procrastinating when i should be working. ;)

[BrklynLiberal]

2. Too funny............just too, too funny.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

3. Snarf.

:rofl:

[K Gardner]

5. I love it ! K&R

[SeattleGirl]

6. Hahahahaha!

Excellent, Sally, just excellent! :rofl:

[Kadie]

7. ROFL!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[fifthoffive]

8. Suggestion

New saying: Dumber than a Palin

[SallyMander]

11. Have to be careful with that one

You might get punched. :D

[lolamio]

9. ROFL!!! As one who routinely uses the "box of rocks" cliche, I say touche!

B-)

[SallyMander]

12. Hehee... watch your back

the rocks are PISSED! ;)

[PA Democrat]

10. LOL!

[uponit7771]

13. LOL

[GreenPartyVoter]

14. ROFL

[nam78_two]

15. Lol-I plead guilty

and humbly apologize to box of rocks, dirt etc. :D :hi:.

[SallyMander]

29. Hehee - OT, but i LOVE the pic in your sig line!

:hi:

[Junkdrawer]

16. ROFLOL...

:rofl:

[DevonRex]

17. Okay. I really did laugh out loud at that. Brava!

Is it okay if I send that to some folks in my email address book?

[SallyMander]

20. Absolutely!

Glad you liked it. :)

[jberryhill]

18. The Brightest Bulb in the Chandelier and the Sharpest Knife In the Drawer were unavailable at press

But the Happy Meal reported that it was missing a toy.

[SallyMander]

21. LOL, you should do an addendum!

:rofl:

[redwitch]

32. The dull crayons are beside themselves.

Or so I've been told.

[RoadRage]

19. Quite Honestly.. THIS GUY IS PISSED TOO: (pic)

:)

Nice Post!

[SallyMander]

22. I'd vote for him

over McCain/Palin ANY day!!!

[DevonRex]

23. Goody! Now I can K&R!!!

[SallyMander]

27. Thanks JZ!

I was a little sad to lose my blue "must read," not gonna lie! :rofl:

[DevonRex]

35. I did send this along to some other folks. And everybody loved it.

Now they're gonna pass it along, too. You're going viral!

[SallyMander]

38. Wow, i haven't been viral since my last flu!

:D

[pirate_satellite]

24. World's Oldest Rocks Found

Your post strikes a particular chord because when I saw this headline on MSNBC.com today:

OLDEST ROCKS ON EARTH FOUND

I immediately and involuntarily thought, "In Bush's head?"

[SallyMander]

25. Wow!

OK first of all, that's REALLY interesting (I am a science nerd). Second of all, LOL! Third of all, Welcome to DU!!! :D

[pirate_satellite]

30. I'll say

Thanks for the welcome.

It would be pretty awesome to sit on those rocks for a little while. (The ones in Canada, not the ones in Bush's head, that is.)

[SallyMander]

36. Seriously

That's so old that i can't even wrap my brain around it...

[qanda]

26. LOL

[vanderBeth]

28. LOL!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[jhain]

31. AWESOME!!

We are thoroughly enjoying this here!!

These guys your staff by any chance?

[ncgrits]

33. I LOVE these guys!

"Damn! We're in a tight spot!"
"You two are dumber than a sack of hammers."


We always say "dumber than a doorknob."
The doorknobs of America may need to be contacted for their statement as well.

[jhain]

37. I'm with you fellas. n/t

[SallyMander]

34. Hehee, love it!!

Now i want to watch that movie again... :D

[Raschel]

39. What about Not the Sharpest Knife

or the Elevator That Doesn't Go to the Top, even Both Oars That Aren't in the Water.

Are they some sort of subgroup? Surely they're just as valued by society and feel slighted.

[SallyMander]

42. They should get in on jberryhill's update

There's more to this story than just the initial press release! ;)

[FatDave]

40. Sack of Wet Mice witheld comment? (nt)

[SallyMander]

43. I've never heard that one!

Where are you from? Is that a common saying?

:rofl:

[FatDave]

44. I think it originated with Foghorn Leghorn.

"Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."

[Pierre.Suave]

41. HAHAHA

Awesome!!!!!!

[mtnester]

45. Amazing how they turned on

one of their own...shocking

[SallyMander]

46. LOL!

:rofl: