While in the Oval office today, Obama should whip out a tape measure

[JohnnyRingo]

and start measuring the drapes and carpet while McCain and Buxh exchange party pleasantries.
"Michelle asked me to check on this so the day wouldn't be a total loss"

[KathieG]

1. Ha! That would be priceless...then pull out a bunch of fabric samples lol.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Boz]

10. Boy I read the OP in the gutter. GRIN

Ill be hiding over here<:yoiks:

[Love Bug]

12. Well, move on over in that gutter cuz that's where my mind went!

lol :evilgrin:

[WeDidIt]

2. I rated this thread:

[hisownpetard]

3. Bwahhaaa!! Good one!

[underpants]

4. Ha!

Love it

[ellacott]

5. This is great

It should be an SNL skit. :)

[Arkansas Granny]

6. Great idea!

[Shakespeare]

7. I thought this thread was going to refer to a dick-measuring contest.

Which, given McCain's and Bush's bluster the last couple of days, would be most appropriate.

[FormerConservative]

13. Whew....wasn't just me! :)

[Virginia Dare]

8. Good one!...n/t

[grantcart]

9. lol well that is just priceless lol

Send it to SNL

[1corona4u]

11. LOL...love it..

[Bucky]

14. Or a pair of handcuffs

[nc4bo]

15. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! nt

[Hawkowl]

16. A tape measure on a key ring

Jangle, jingle, jangle!

[gmoney]

17. " 'scuse me while I whip this out!"

At about 2:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upvZdVK913I

[Lord Helmet]

18. I like the way you think

[Lugnut]

19. That's perfect.

:rofl:

[FlyingSquirrel]

20. Whoa.

They changed the system back to the old way of recommending right in the middle of reading this post.

:)