I propose a new game show: Are You Smarter Than Sarah Palin?

[Initech]

Each week the contestants - whose qualifications to appear on the show are based on Palin's pseudo-logic* - will get a series of questions, and if their answer is better than that of a Sarah Palin impersonator** then they move on to the next round.

Winner gets a government bailout, amount not determined.











* - "Hey! I can see Russia from my house! I'm qualified for world diplomacy!"
** - Played by Tina Fey - volume turned down.

[RoyGBiv]

1. But everyone would win!

Even George Bush is smarter than Sarah Palin.

Of course, he doesn't look as good in lipstick.

[Happyhippychick]

2. Ooooh, can I play? I had a layover in Frankfurt once so I am practically a German citizen!

[spindrifter]

3. Hey, I can see the moon from my house some of the time...

at least at night.