Palin is starting to look like one of McImpulse's bad one-night stands.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

THE POLLS

Gallup: trending up for Obama
Rasmussen: trending up for Obama
R2K: trending upward for Obama
Daego/Hotline: trending upward for Obama

Palin favorables: crashing in Hotline
Palin favorables: underwater in R2K

Troopergate
Telepromptergate
Brigdgegate
RapeKitgate
Earmarkgate
PettyRevengegate
Stonewallgate
BushDoctrinegate
WasillaDeficitgate
RussiaFromMyHouseGate
Liargate
Ebaygate
VisitedIraqgate
VisitedIrelandgate
Bristolgate
Jew-hatingPreachergate
FirstDudegate


THE RECENTLY-UNEARTHED PALIN RESUME

Educational qualifications:
D in Economics
6 schools in five years

Professional achievements:
As Mayor, Wasilla, pop. 7, made city meth capital of Alaska, initiated $600 million dollar (wait for it) bridge practically to nowhere, decorated office with $50K free taxpayer money
As governor, Alaska, pop. less than Memphis, slashed funding for kids with special needs, cut Special Olympics, oversaw Bridge Actually to Nowhere, shot Moose, put in tanning bed, arranged shotgun wedding for daughter

Additional experience:
sportscaster
beauty queen (almost queen, anyway)
mother of either four or five
eloped seven months before delivering first child
saw human footprint inside dinosaur footprint

references:
NRA
Jesus

[tblue]

1. Bwaaaaaaahahaha!

Oh, man, that is SO FUNNY! She is such a freak.

[jakem]

8. it will be funny after she is not our vp.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

9. truth there

[SeaLyons]

2. LOL.....what a train wreck....

[MadMaddie]

3. Man oh Man this is what I have been waiting for

I swear it's almost like the Tina Fey skit put everything into hyperdrive....

:toast: :popcorn: :toast: :popcorn: :toast: :popcorn::toast: :popcorn:

[bluedeminredstate]

4. I'm sending this to all my repug friends and family!

This is hilarious and alarming at the same time. Thank you for clarifying the truly shocking nature of McCain's choice.

:applause:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

5. comedy is not pretty

[ladjf]

6. That is indeed an amazing list of negatives for a politician who

has only been on the public scene for two weeks. Imagine the list after another month.

Hello America. Please be careful dealing with any person that has the aura of dishonesty. If it walks
like a duck, ect, ect.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

10. NBC News played the quacking tonight.

[ShortnFiery]

7. Very witty and fun read! Thanks dmsRoar.

:hi:

[DCBob]

11. They all look pretty after midnight.

The Palin bubble is turning into the Palin bomb.