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(although a permission slip from Ma and Pa will get you out of it, providing that Ma and Pa can prove that you are already a member of another paramilitary youth organization i.e., "Scouts" of some sort . . .)
Other items on the McCain curriculum: Commercials every ten minutes during corporate-funded "educational television" (this one will help, especially because of mass teacher shortages)
Defunding of guidance counselors because hey! Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps!
All Phys Ed teachers and coaches will be replaced by drug-addled Post-Traumatic-Stress Disorder Blackwater thugs.
Fuck it, ALL the teachers can be replaced by Blackwater thugs.
And finally: Mandatory Prayer during morning PA announcements.
That is all.
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