Palin fakes oral exam answers.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

I know what it's like to take a test and make up shit when you don't have
any idea what the question even means much less what the answer should be.
You just start talking and when you get somewhere that it sounds
a period would go, you stop. Her answers don't even qualify as fresh
horseshit. They were merely the steam coming off fresh horseshit. I could
not imagine a more beautifully embarrassing and pitiful exhibition of
hogwash.

[Minimus]

1. "when you get somewhere that it sounds a period would go, you stop"

Perfect description! :rofl:

[tblue]

2. Kinda like Miss South Carolina?

[AlCzervik]

6. that's my daughter's impression of Sarah Palin, "I believe that all usamericans"

[SpiralHawk]

3. Genuine made-up horse shit

[JenniferJuniper]

4. Reminded me of an old Little Rascals short

Miss Crabtree: Farina! What was Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
Farina: Sixteen Forty Four, South Main Street.

Miss Crabtree: On Paul Revere's night ride, what did he say as he stopped his horse in front of the colonial homes?
Student: He said 'Woah'!

Miss Crabtree: What was Abraham Lincoln's mother's name?
Student: Mrs. Lincoln

Miss Crabtree: Where is Washington?
Student: First in war, first in peace...and third in the American League!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

10. Those answers are actually far superior to Palin's.

[no_hypocrisy]

5. She wouldn't survive the first five minutes of the first course of law school.

Oh wait, both Obama and Biden have been constitutional law professors. Bring on the debates.

[Avalux]

7. She can read a teleprompter, she can repeat talking points over and over.

Very clear she doesn't know how to think on her feet and doesn't have much going on between the ears. It was painful to watch - I certainly didn't expect her to be so awful.

[burythehatchet]

8. that sums it up pretty well. how will they spin it though?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

9. Like this: We need somebody in Washington that don't know nothing.

Look how much is been got done so far with a bunch of people
that knows a lot. Knowing things is just a bunch of fancy
words anyway. If you was a rassling a big grizzly b'ar,
would you want somebody that knows a bunch of fancy facts
'n' stuff, or would you want a tough little Guvnor in a helicopter
with a shotgun?