Oh, fer fucks sake...CNN says Palin supporters in Alaska walking around with big red plastic lips

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

Very exciting rally in store. Woohoo... The stage looks like a junior high school production of PATTON.

The entire population of Alaska seems to be at the rally. Lots of empty seats.

[liberalmuse]

1. They always need some silly prop.

Be it bandaids, lips, tire gauges or dildos. What a sad yet ugly bunch of clowns.

[seabeyond]

2. purple bandages, red lips... repugs really are so adolescent. time to grow up. n/t

[texastoast]

3. We had those flavored wax lips when I was growing up

When you got tired of looking ridiculous, you could chew the wax and get the flavor out.

[Enrique]

4. that made me laugh

"The entire population of Alaska seems to be at the rally. Lots of empty seats." :rofl:

but Patton? I don't get it...

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

8. Giant flag backdrop, like the opening scene of the movie Patton

[AkFemDem]

5. I guess

They forgot to invite me.

Amazingly, in my small Alaskan town (about 2000 people) I havn;t heard Sarah Palins name even mentioned since the first couple of days after she was nominated. People are too busy closing this years salmon season, starting this years moose season, and preparing for the winter that is already knocking on our door (47 degrees here today. We have been cheated out of summer this year.)

No red lips, not even the kind made red with lipstick.

Just hard working people trying to deal with realities like limited access to healthcare and sky rocketed heating oil prices. Where is our governor when we really need her? Apparently pimping red lips in Wasilla?

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

9. Good info. (And thanks for taking my Alaska-bashing with good humor.)

[GoesTo11]

6. They can use those big red lips

to kiss my sweet white ass.

[gauguin57]

10. Hey ... at our next Palin protest, we can all wear fake asses with lipstick prints on them!

TWO can play this childish game!

[gauguin57]

7. Maybe I can rent one of those Flipper the Flip-Flopper dolphin suits from the Repigs ...

... they're appropriate for wearing to a protest against the lying, two-faced, hypocritical Sarah Palin.

You can put lipstick on a dolphin, and she'll still be a FLIP-FLOPPER!

[mod mom]

11. He's buddies with OBL's father. Just doing another favor for a crony.

[myrna minx]

12. What the fuck dimension am I am in?

Back to the toaster.

[HughMoran]

13. morans

I would expect nothing less from the shallow imbecile party.

[CampDem]

21. We are not all morans up here! This is hug!111!!

True, there are a lot of rethugs up here, but Obama has a lot of support here in Anchorage. It is strange and surreal that someone from our state is getting all this national attention. To me, it is down right mortifying in some ways and hilarious in others.I wish the attention was going to someone more worthy.

I think it is important that the country is finding out about our extraordinary rates of domestic violence, sexual assault, and drug and alcohol problems. God knows our republican leaders haven't paid any attention to it.

OMG they are playing the theme from Top Gun maverrrikkkk :puke:

[Maven]

14. She's got a fuckin TELEPROMPTER!

OMG. Please tell me this joke has no chance of being VP.

Please.

I can't believe this is actually a viable candidate for ANYTHING.

[1corona4u]

23. I bet Keith has to shell out some money tomorrow...

[Edgewater_Joe]

32. She Has A Hard Time Memorizing

It's only been about 20-30 times she's repeated the same speech, after all!

[Shine]

15. The entire population of Alaska is less than the total population of SF, CA

Seriously.

I don't know why they keep mentioning the "80+% approval rating" she enjoys, ("the most popular governor in the country!"), when, in proportion, it's NOT that big of a deal.

:eyes:

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

16. Columbus, Ohio is a better comparison. (Almost exactly the same)

Isn't SF a few million?

Alaska is 670,000, give or take.

Washington DC was 600,000 in the 1980s, but has lost some population.

[Shine]

22. Well, whatever. You get my point.

:D

on edit: SF is at about 750,000

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

24. I had no idea! Small city limits, big metro area?

[Shine]

36. I guess that must be it.

http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/06/0667000.html

[NYC_SKP]

17. And Kern County, CA, and San Bernardino, and Sacramento...

80% bought and paid for...

[CampDem]

26. I think that 80% stat is no longer accurate

Obama is doing quite well here against them. I think that the troopergate thing and her firing Menegan has many in Anchorage pissed off at her.

[Joe the Revelator]

29. Cobb County,GA has more people.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

18. OMG!!! She's getting off the plane!!! What a special moment.

[FrenchieCat]

25. If the media tries any harder, they'll have to get a T-Shirt!

Geeze...... :eyes:

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

19. Organizer tries to get crowd to chant McCain! Palin! But they chant Sarah! Sarah!

[CampDem]

40. Yeah Sarah-NOT

Government is the problem, back to the basics? She will be sending my family over $9600 on Friday. Direct deposit baby. Drill baby drill and send those fat checks while the rest of the country hurts. It is unreal.

OIL OIL OIL she says. I want to know where is my hybrid, my electric car? This Bullshit is sickening.

Victory in Iraq? My brother's in law hummer gets blown up over there and he's sent back to work the next day because they are stretched so friggin thin.

Principals, we aren't running with the herd? Safe responsible development? Let's get real. How about modern day indentured servitude in Prudhoe Bay. Come to the slope and sign your life away.

Pundits say she has frustrated the democrats? She makes me livid not frustrated!

[ErinBerin84]

20. quick, someone send a pair of red plastic lips to Mika, from Morning Joe!

All the better for you to smooch Palin's ass with, my dear.

[onefreespiritedchick]

27. She is truly making me sick

I just want to puke :puke:

[Sabriel]

28. What an ASS!

I cannot take that voice another second.

[onefreespiritedchick]

30. Seriously, she is not only a phony, but how scripted

Obviously, been prepped for her big interview. I only wish her the worst.

[Edgewater_Joe]

31. There's A High-Pitched Whine Coming From The AK Feed

And there's also apparently some kind of transmission issue generating feedback.,,

[Edgewater_Joe]

33. And She Just Repeated The Jet Sale Lie - AGAIN

Cue the "Bridge to Nowhere" like in three ... two ... one ...

[Barack_America]

34. Awesome!

Let them try to push this further, everybody already knows it's bullshit.

Keep digging, folks!

:rofl:

[ErinBerin84]

35. lol

"John McCain's a friend of Alaska!"

[Rosa Luxemburg]

37. Will Sarah Palin shave her head like Britney?

[theothersnippywshrub]

38. "Pig" is short for "republican."

Early on in the 2008 presidential campaign, John McCain made a commitment to himself and to the American people to run a dishonorable and dishonest negative campaign. John McCain has fulfilled this commitment with a bizarre and enthusiastic zeal. How republican.

It is bizarre because a man who once rightfully was described as an American hero has become completely anti-American, pompously and royally proclaiming through his campaign spokesmen that no issue important to the American people should be a part of the 2008 presidential campaign. Yes, your Majesty. How very republican.

McCain's enthusiastic zeal for his dishonorable and dishonest campaign is apparent as he stands behind Sarah Palin acting as her Mini-Me while she delivers the canned republican presidential campaign speech full of lies. He stands there staring at her ass, bobbing his head, strangely rubbing his fingers, grinning maniacally, and bouncing up and down like a spastic, organ grinder monkey. He looks very much like an odd blend of Humphrey Bogart describing his search for the missing strawberries in "The Caine Mutiny" and Jack Nicholson breaking through the bathroom door in "The Shining." John McCain has become a sad and pathetic caricature of the typical republican politician. How long will it be until we hear him explaining his "wide stance" or confessing his diaper wearing sins? How very, very republican

Believe it or not, there may have been a time in his professional political career when John McCain attempted to behave honorably and honestly. Of course he has had a few occasional lapses, such as: his first campaign for public office; his greedy and enthusiastic participation in the "Keating Five" criminal bribery conspiracy; his adulterous sexual affair with a woman much younger and wealthier than his then current wife; his devious federal funding through a make believe charity of his favorite lobbyists' lifestyles as he pretended to criticize the wealth and influence of those same lobbyists; his recent hiring of all the lobbyists he could find to run his current campaign for president; his miserable, cowardly, and abject failure to make any attempt to defend his adopted daughter and his then current wife from the scurrilous, foul, filthy, and false negative attacks launched by George W. Bush and his republican party minions during the 2000 republican primaries. . . . And so it goes. Seemingly forever. How very republican. How very, very republican.

Perhaps describing a consistent pattern of behavior as "occasional lapses" is not entirely accurate. Maybe even a lie, unless you are a republican. But I am certain . . . er . . . I am relatively certain . . . er . . . I am somewhat certain . . . er . . . I am absolutely certain . . . yes I am absolutely certain . . . that I think that it may be possible that there may have been a time or two during his professional political career when John McCain attempted to behave in an honorable and honest manner. After all he did ultimately marry the younger and wealthier woman, thereby acquiring some houses, although no one, including John McCain, can remember how many. (Too many houses to count? That must be nice.) But it obviously is theoretically possible, regardless of how unlikely, that there has been an occasion on which John McCain behaved in an honorable and honest manner during his professional political career. Come on ! It's possible. Though not very republican.

I had intended to recount in this narrative some of the particular instances of John McCain's dishonorable and dishonest behavior during this campaign. However, my computer informs me that I have only 4 gigabytes of memory available. Obviously, this is wholly inadequate. However, it is possible to use "the Google," on the "Internets" (if the tubes are working) to identify occasions when John McCain, or one of his spokesmen, has made a public or private statement relating to the 2008 presidential campaign. Each of those statements is an example of John McCain's dishonorable and dishonest negative campaign.

By the way, "pig" is short for "republican."

[alcibiades_mystery]

39. What, they forgot their pig noses at home?

:rofl:

[neverforget]

41. AK short for Ass Kissers with those big red lips?

[kurth_]

42. TIme to cut off welfare to Alaska

except for Native Americans.