REPUBLICAN CONVENTION PHOTO THREAD-DAY 4...McBush speaks....

[vegansrule]

WELL WE WERE OFF AND RUNNING AT THE EXCEL ENERGY CENTRE IN ST. PAUL TODAY...


I WAS HAPPY TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS!
BRITNEY SPEARS SHOWED THAT SHE HAD THE "ONE" THING THAT GOT SARAH PALIN ON THE TICKET...AND I MEAN SHE "REALLY" SHOWED IT...




CONSERVATIVE COMEDIAN DENNIS MILLER WAS TO SPEAK, BUT THEN HE DISCOVERED HIS SPEECH, MUCH LIKE EVERY TV GIG HE'S EVER HAD, WAS ULTIMATELY CANCELLED...





REPUBLICAN SLY STALLONE WAS ON HAND....


PERSONALLY...

I JUST THINK HE'S SUPPORTING JOHN MCCAIN BECAUSE CINDY MCCAIN PLAYED THE WIFE OF RUSSIAN IVAN DRAGA IN ROCKY 4...







ONCE INSIDE....
I WENT AND GOT A HOT DOG FROM THE CONCESSION STAND TO START MY DAY:








AND WENT TO FILL UP MY WATER BOTTLE AT THE FOUNTAIN:










IT WAS GREAT TO SEE SO MANY DIVERSE RACES AND CULTURES.
DESPITE WHAT THE LIBERAL MEDIA TELLS YOU, IT WAS SO MIXED...



I MEAN SURE WE HAD
WHITE PEOPLE:






BUT WE ALSO HAD OTHER GROUPS....










INCLUDING EUROPEAN-ORIGIN AMERICANS:









HONKYS:









CRACKERS:









AND OF COURSE...











THE OCCASIONAL NEGRO:

WHAT'S UP, HOMEY?





I WAS GLAD TO SEE BLACKS, BECAUSE OVER THE LAST 8 YEARS PRESIDENT BUSH HAS DONE SO MUCH FOR THE COLORED PEOPLE, AS WELL AS FOR AFRICAN AMERICANS:











I WAS EXCITED TO SEE THAT MANY OF BRISTOL PALIN'S HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS CAME FROM ALASKA TO SHOW THEIR SUPPORT:














AND EVEN SOME OF SARAH'S CLOSEST FRIENDS FROM ALASKA WHO ARE ALSO VERY, VERY EXPERIENCED. IN FACT, HERE IS RANDY RECKENBAUER, HER FIRST CHOICE FOR SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY:



BESS JAMES, HER FIRST CHOICE FOR SECRETARY OF STATE:



SALLY MONTGOMERY, SARAH PALIN'S PICK FOR THE THE HEAD OF HOMELAND SECURITY...



AND CLETIS B. LAFORGE III, WHO IS SARAH PALIN'S CHIEF OF STAFF













EARLY IN THE DAY, THE LOG CABIN REPUBLICANS, WHICH IS THE OFFICIAL GAY WING OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, HAD THE FLOOR:

IT WAS VISUALLY STUNNING...CUZ EVERYONE KNOWS THE GAYS LIKE COLORS AND GAY STUFF LIKE THAT...



HOWEVER....WE MADE IT CLEAR....
THAT MARRIAGE
WAS ONLY FOR A MAN AND A WOMAN......









THIS WAS IMPORTANT BECAUSE WE ARE THE PARTY OF ACCEPTANCE AND FAMILY VALUES:







I MEAN, COME ON, 2 MEN TOUCHING EACH OTHER THAT WAY IS JUST PLAIN WRONG...












THAT'S WHY OUR LEADERS, SUCH AS SENATOR LARRY CRAIG, FIGHT FOR THE PESERVATION OF MALE/FEMALE RELATIONSHIPS, THE WAY GOD INTENDED IT:









THAT'S ALSO WHY THE GOVERNOR OF FLORIDA CHARLIE CRIST SPOKE TO US....
I MEAN, HAVING ALL THESE MASCULINE MEN SHOWED THOSE FAG DEMOCRATS HOW FAGGY THEIR FAGGING WAYS HAVE FAGGED UP THE FAGGING COUNTRY...GOVERNOR CRIST IS A REAL MAN...














MINNESOTA GOVERNOR TIM PAWLENTY SPOKE TO THE CROWD...





IT WAS RIVETING....












HE WAS THEN FOLLOWED BY KANSAS SENATOR SAM BROWNBACK....








BUT WHEN HIS NAME WAS ANNOUNCED, TWO SOUTH CAROLINA DELEGATES SCREAMED "WHAT, BROWNBACKS, I HATE THEM MEXICO SPANIARDS COMIN' HERE AND TAKIN' OUR JOBS. I KILL 'DEM BROWN BACKS!!!"



























LUCKILY THEY PASSED OUT BEFORE OUR NEXT SPEAKER, SENATOR MEL MARTINEZ.

I COULDN'T FIND A PICTURE OF HIM...




I GUESS IT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:


MORE OR LESS, I MEAN, DON'T THOSE PEOPLE ALL LOOK THE SAME ANYWAY??






FINALLY... IT WAS TIME FOR THE MAN OF THE HOUR....












JOHN


















SIDNEY

















MCCAIN



















THE YOUNG REPUBLICANS GROUP WAS ON HAND TO GREET THEIR SENATOR!











IT WAS GREAT TO SEE A REAL LEADER...















RATHER THAN THE OTHER BLACK...ER...DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE WHO WAS NOTHING BUT A CELEBRITY...



















EVERYONE LOVED HIM, HE EVEN WORE A YELLOW TIE...



TO MATCH THAT WINNING, YELLOW TOOTHED SMILE...









HE TALKED ABOUT HIS VALUES




HIS WIFE, CINDY, WATCHED WITH PRIDE WITH THE FAMILY.....




AND ALL OF THE SMART REPUBLICANS LOVED JOHN MCCAIN!









JOHN ENDED HIS SPEECH TO ROUSING APPLAUSE...
ALL IN ALL IT WAS A SUCCESSFUL CONVENTION....












AND NOW JOHN MCCAIN AND SARAH PALIN WILL MARCH WITH THEIR MESSAGE ACROSS AMERICA...



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[vegansrule]

1. kick

[vegansrule]

2. kicked by popular demand

[TooRaLoo]

3. Wow.

I think you wasted a lot of time doing this. I hope it was fun for you.

[vegansrule]

4. ok troll...glad u liked it....

[TooRaLoo]

9. Look, Mr. or Miss 85 posts,

don't run around spouting the word "troll" at people who've been reading/posting here for several years. Your OP is tacky and reeks of the kind of crap that a Freeper would pull. STFU.

edit for misspelling.

[FrenchieCat]

5. This was hillarious!

I almost cried, I laughed so hard!

[Heather MC]

6. Thanks for all the time you wasted doing this

I really like it
One question
was this guy kicked in the face by a horse?

either way call me when the babies come
I bet they will be cute
:rofl:

[vegansrule]

7. Dont thank me, thank my employer...

[Mojorabbit]

8. Love it! nt