Get ready for some shameless mythmaking here in the next two months...

[Wetzelbill]

Of the sort that puts what we have already seen to shame. Did you notice the "Superhero ticket" signs and the "Superwoman" ones.

By the time we get through with this election John McCain will be freaking Paul Bunyan and Palin will be Babe, the Blue Ox.

McCain will have single-handedly choked out Saddam Hussein while fighting corruption with his left pinkie and being Maverickish with his right pinkie. We'll hear how Putin and the Loch Ness Monster wet themselves at night thinking about McCain, we'll find out that Jason Vorhees checks under his bed at night for John McCain.

And Palin will be relagated to freakin' Xena status. Mother, Moose-hunter. Maverick. Alliterative joke. We'll find out about how Sarah commanded the Alaskan National Guard to victory in the Boer War all while squeezing out her lovable triplets Snap, Crackle and Pop, and that the next day she won a beauty contest, scored 100 points in a basketball game and kicked Ted Stevens in the balls.

If you think the bullshit has gotten deep already, well, you haven't seen nothing yet.

[Dr Fate]

1. Doesnt she have a kid named "Bridge?" n/t

n/t

[TwilightGardener]

3. Bristol, Willow, Piper, Frick, and Frack.

[TwilightGardener]

2. Yep, the brush-clearing cowboy with no cattle who was afraid of horses

was just a warm-up for GOP mythmaking.

[Wetzelbill]

4. at least Bush lived in Texas and could halfway play the part

and throw on a hat and some jeans. He barely pulled it off. Palin has nothing. Way in over her head.