My RNC/DNC Media Stooge All-Star Team

[GrizzlyMan]

First off let me say that what was left of the liberal media myth died this week. All last week we were subjected to Repukes on the cable networks during the Dem convention. And all this week we were subjected to Repug stooges during the RNC convention. I don't know that I saw a real Dem in St. Paul all week.


CNN
Wolf Blitzer: This guy needs to move over to FAUX. He was literally in ecstasy talking about how the confetti had McCain and Cindy the Drug Addict's picture on the pieces. Never heard anyone get so excited about confetti..other than Rip Taylor.

John King: Somebody put this guy out of his misery. I don't think he'll be able to cope with an Obama win.

Alex Castellanos: What a smarmy tool. He's a wingnut, so he fit in quite well in CNN's wingnut panel. When Larry King is the only one on the network who makes any attempt at asking tough questions you got problems.

MSNBC
Tom Brokaw: Hey Tom, I just took your Greatest Generation book and threw it in the trash (shoulda done it years ago). Who knew Brokaw was so in the tank for the GOP. Thankfully he's not moderating any of the debates...oh shit. Scratch that.

Mike Murphy: I don't know whether to rip the guy or hug him. He spoke truth into the open mic yesterday. Somebody needs to burn that hideous yellow plaid jacket he picked up at Goodwill.

Pat Buchanan: I used to have a soft spot for Pat. He was once this crazy bastard who broke with the party on Iraq. And few people know that his grandfather actually died at Auschwitz. Yeah, he fell out of a guard tower. Pat was over worked this week. His cow lick combover was too. I thought they stopped making Brill Cream in the 1950s. Somebody needs to put him to bed. My hope is that this is Pat's last election cycle.

Tweety: As someone said earlier, Evil Tweety is back. I'm done with Hardball for the rest of the campaign because I think we all know what's coming. A lot tingling up his legs for McCain.

David Gregory: What happened to the guy that used to badger Scott McClellan into submission? At some point they implanted the mind chip and he has crossed over to the dark side. A real POS this guy.

The Black Guy: No, not Eugene Robinson. That guy knows his shit. I'm talking about the floor reporter who seemed to get involved in really awkward exchanges all week like Wed. when he asked the random "SO what's so special about the west" question to an Arizona delegate who promptly freaked out on him. Earlier in the week he got schooled by Newt Gingrich who all but called him "boy".


Honorable mention: Candy Crowley, David Gergen, Andrea Mitchell.

Please add your own picks....

[Lasher]

1. Fell out of a guard tower, heh heh.

And how about this: During the DNC the pundits were obsessed with chasing down the handful of PUMA, et al., sympathizers. But if you hoped to see lots of face time for disillusioned Ron Paul supporters at the RNC, you were sadly disappointed. Go figure.