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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 09:47 PM
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My friends...we'll find Jesus for you!
in place of Osama Bin Laden that is.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 09:48 PM
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1. Did the Christians lose him again?
They are always asking people if we have found him. I swear... get the guy a GPS tracker or something.
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Blondiegrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 09:52 PM
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4. I found him tucked into my sofa cushions.
I was looking for the remote control and ... VOILA! There he was!

Also found 37 cents, two pens, and a wad of lint the size of a golfball.
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 09:52 PM
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5. I prefer the light up Jesus that you put on the dashboard of the car myself.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 09:48 PM
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2. Did the Christians lose him again?
They are always asking people if we have found him. I swear... get the guy a GPS tracker or something.
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-08 09:50 PM
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3. Only the Godless Liberals can't find him sir..get saved! :)
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