Levi Johnston's Convention Diary

[Wetzelbill]

Dear Dude,

There is some seriously WEIRD FUCKIN SHIT goin on up in here!!!

So I get off the plane in Minnesota and the first thing I know some creepy old dude who smells like my grandma is gettin up in my grille. I am totally goin to give him a righteous beat-down and then I see it's that John McCain dude from TV who's always approvin his fuckin message.

So I give him this look like, "Don't get in my face or I will SERIOUSLY fuck you up," and dude looks back at me like, "I've ate Viet Cong bigger than you for breakfast." So I like totally back off. Dude, if I'm gonna get fucked up no way am I gonna get fucked up by someone older than Larry King.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/levi-johnstons-convention_b_123709.html

[cboy4]

1. I'll tell you one thing I believe...,young Levi is totally afraid of

Sarah Palin. Petrified.

[Wetzelbill]

4. Imagine being a young man

and pretty much only thinking with your penis, which is how we all are, and then you stumble into a situation where your gf's mom is a bizarre fundie who happens to have lots of power to go along with her 13th century worldview. And then he has to know after Troopergate that she's willing to abuse her authority to seek vengeance on a male who is involved in a break up with one of her close female family members.

I'd be nervous too, dude.

[cboy4]

6. LOL, yup.

I would suggest he turn down any offer of hers to "let's go for a walk in the woods."

[Wetzelbill]

8. yeah especially if she starts loading up the moose huntin' rifle

[classof56]

2. I loves me some Andy Borowitz!

Thanks for posting!

[Wetzelbill]

5. He is hilarious

Maybe he shouldn't make fun of this kid like this, but a few lines had me rolling. Like the Larry King stuff, lol.

[lapfog_1]

3. Only one thing wrong with that parody,

There is NO WAY Levi Johnston even KNOWS who Larry King is.

[Wetzelbill]

7. Wasn't he the Wasilla rec league goalie back in 1988, yah?