OK. I'm done! Women of DU, let's start the "I'M NOT VOTING ONLY WITH MY VAGINA" Movement!

[FrenchieCat]

I'm tired of the GOP and their media attempting to manipulate women like this.

It is more than just insulting!

I'm insulted by McCain and by Palin believing that this shit would work.

OMG!

[Ian David]

1. It makes it harder for the next person to read the touch-screen anyway. n/t

[KathieG]

38. ewww...lol

:rofl:

[knixphan]

50. LOL!!!!

[JimDandy]

87. But we need some

election protection! Thanks for the laughs, sisters!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Yes, it is insulting.

And it's really hard to pull the lever on the voting machine with it, too.

[Prefer]

3. I'm voting FOR your vagina!

[Happyhippychick]

7. Uh...

What about mine?

:rofl:

[Happyhippychick]

4. I'm voting with my vagina and my ovaries dammit!!!!

[Bucky]

44. You go, girl! Give piece a chance!

[Happyhippychick]

71. Okay, this reply literally made me laugh out loud and I don't often do that.

Cheers!!! You are my new hero.

[Happyhippychick]

75. You are my new hero. This made LOL - cheers!!!

[Happyhippychick]

76. You are my new hero. This made LOL - cheers!!!

[Happyhippychick]

79. Damn. The computer went nutsoid!

[childslibrarian]

77. So how do we pull together

And let the assholes in the media know we are out there?

[stlsaxman]

86. Lawn sign?

[BklynChick]

5. here! here! I'm in.

Jaysus... pun intended.

I'm tired of this shit.

[LittleClarkie]

6. I just emailed NBC to say that exact thing

Well actually I said

Please tell Tom Brokaw I'm not voting with my vagina.

Thank you for your time.



So am I in the club?

[FrenchieCat]

12. Yes......All you need is to have one!

Let's call it "not voting V just coz" Movement!

[childslibrarian]

15. Thank you for starting this post

If my 76 year old Repub mother says she will NOT VOTE FOR MCCAIN.
Then frankly he has way fuc**** up.
And guess what, the SECOND they announced her
I was off the plane.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Cha]

37. Yay, Little Clarkie! Here's a contact for

anyone who wants to join in writing msnbc..

[e-mail] <[e-mail]>

[LittleClarkie]

81. I just sent another email, elaborating this time in case it was not understandable

A comment regarding the "Sisterhood"

I did not support Hillary in the primaries, and I was not betraying women by supporting Obama.

I am a working woman. I am not pulling for Sarah Palin just because I am a woman.

I do not vote with my vagina.

Thank you for your time.

Erica



Is that better than the first?

[Cha]

98. It's excellent..thank

you!

[rebel with a cause]

119. Did you ask Brokaw if he was voting with his penis?

You know he is not voting with his balls because he doesn't have any. :blush:

Sorry about all this post, but I thought I would be as sexist as he was. I really dislike this man now! :grr:

[FrenchieCat]

8. I need some RECs!

They are trying to manipulate everyone...with the assistance of the media.

A sisterhood, to vote for an anti-choice Repug my ass.

This is a worse lie than WMD in Iraq.

[vaberella]

9. We have brains?! Oh where, oh where did it go?! Fuck them.

I'm totally with you FC. From the moment they put Failin as a choice I was women were turned into objects, trophies. What appalled me the most was the fact that she, herself, called herself a feminist but allowed herself to turn into a tool of the RW.

My vagina is not for sale (no offense to the ladies who do it for a living---much love and respect), to think that I could be bought and bribed into voting Republican because you have a woman on the ticket. They must be mad.

[DCBob]

10. Yes. Use that vagina for more important purposes!

[trueblue2007]

115. I use my vagina for that purpose but ONLY IN MARRIAGE.

[jakem]

sigh. but what is a movement without pictures?!

;)

[KittyWampus]

11. But Frenchie, it's not working. The only women signing on are Republicans. Even men are running

[Erin Elizabeth]

13. Voting with your vagina would be just incredibly difficult to do.

I mean, I'm talented, but that's got to be a SPECIAL goddamned skill right there.

I vote with my finger. My heart and my brain tell my finger which button to push.

My vagina just says "penis? when?" One-track mind, that one.

[jgraz]

19. I hear Diebold is rolling out a new interface this fall.

[TankLV]

123. Hey - I've seen someone do SMOKE RINGS and AUTOGRAPHS

not to mention tossing a few ping pong balls and hard boiled eggs, blowing out a pack of matches, giving exact change - in quarters, and also hiding a coke bottle and flashlight...

That was an evening I will long remember...

and still some people say I don't get out of the house enough...

[MagickMuffin]

14. I'm in FrenchieCat

I couldn't believe Mika actually thinks women will vote for Palin because of the rumors.

I'm soooooo sorry but I won't waste a vote based on pity.

Mika can fuck herself with the dick she rode in on.

[me b zola]

16. My vagina isn't registered to vote

Yes, it is all incredibly insulting.

[madmax]

17. I'm in!

[BlooInBloo]

18. That would be hawt if you did, though...

:hide:

[Erin Elizabeth]

20. I smell a comedy sketch.

Picture a woman like Trudy from Reno 911 or anyone from the old Mad TV sketch show asking the little old lady running the machines how to do this as she tries to climb on the machine.

[BlooInBloo]

22. Not precisely the sketch I was imagining, but sure. :P

[rebel with a cause]

120. Where we vote, we use a pencil to fill in circles to record

our votes. So it well might be possible to vote with the vagina if the shelf that holds the voting sheet would hold your weight, and if you were coordinated enough to neatly fill in the circles in this manner. Of course the person that scans the sheet might not like handling it that much. :shrug:

So your sketch for Reno 911 would work even better with our type of voting apparatus. ;)

[tavalon]

126. I just watched a daily show in which Samantha Bee explained that because

she has a vagina and Sarah does to, Samantha will be voting McCain/Palin. It was pretty funny,

[FrenchieCat]

21. I am sooo pissed, smoke is coming out of my ears!

Ok...do something with that! :P

[BlooInBloo]

23. Meh. That's not nearly as hawt.

:P

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

24. That's a better place for smoke to be coming out of

than...

:rofl:

[Erin Elizabeth]

25. If smoke were coming out of your vagina

I would be incredibly impressed, and ask you to tell me how you did that.

[FrenchieCat]

27. !

:rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

29. That WOULD be HAWT!!! For REALS!!!!

:rofl:

[Erin Elizabeth]

31. STAND BACK

IT'S OVERHEATING

[Arugula Latte]

97. "Do you smoke after sex?"

"I don't know. I never looked."

[justiceischeap]

26. My vagina is talented but I don't think she can operate a touch-screen voting machine. (eom)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

34. The old kind of voting machine with the lever was easier.

When I voted with mine, it was in the old days when they had that kind of machine. Now, in my state, we have to mark ballots and run them through an optical scanner. That gets *way* too complicated.

[Erin Elizabeth]

45. We have a little "pencil" we touch on the machine, but

that wouldn't work, would it?

[justiceischeap]

82. Not unless it's like a bendy-straw and you're really tall! ;P (eom)

[justiceischeap]

88. I wonder if that's what happened in FL in 2000?

The butterfly ballot was just too complicated for their vajayjay's.

:)

[rebel with a cause]

122. So do we.!

Paper trail... I love it.

[JimGinPA]

As A Freelance Gynecologist...

I support your campaign.

:evilgrin:

[a la izquierda]

28. K & R big time

[Raine]

30. I'm in!!! nt

[Bluerthanblue]

32. OH GOD- it sure feels good to laugh

like this-

Thanks for this thread-
I was really getting pretty rattled by all the crap-

Frenchie, I'm with ya on the frustration- sick and tired of being seen as one dimensional - as if the sum total of who any of us are is completed with "woman" :shrug: that is sexist shit.


K&R
with giggles.

[FrenchieCat]

51. It truly is......

Hell, what we believe doesn't matter, just as long as we vote for the woman, no matter that she believes 180 degree opposite. How sexist is that?

McCain is a sexist, and Palin is who he's using.

We're just stupid......

[DevonRex]

33. I can't get past trying to figure out how I WOULD vote with my

vagina. But I'm with you all the way.

[Just-plain-Kathy]

124. The lever ocelot wrote about sounds very do-able. :)

Funny funny thread.

[kwyjibo]

35. Hmm... if I voted with my vagina, it'd write in Johnny Depp.

[DevonRex]

43. Oh no you dident. He's MINE. MINE I tell you. GRRRRRR.

[Erin Elizabeth]

53. Mine would write in Ewan McGregor.

[DevonRex]

60. I'm a sucker for Scottish accents. So I'd say Depp/McGregor nt

[Erin Elizabeth]

62. OMG BOTH.

Excuse me, I need a private moment.

[DevonRex]

65. ROFL. Yeah. Me too.

[kwyjibo]

69. Ok, that's a ticket I can get behind. Or... under.

[DevonRex]

72. Heh heh. Or over.

[Erin Elizabeth]

78. On top of. In front of.

Beside. Whatever.

[DevonRex]

84. Between. GOTCHA!!!

[demobabe]

36. I'm definitely in, Frenchie!

You know, as hard as I've tried, it's just too hard to hold onto the little punchcard puncher with my vagina. Maybe if I did more kegels...

[Erin Elizabeth]

61. Definitely Kegels.

You could be doing them now!

[CampDem]

39. Damn right!

I hope that McFailin goes down to 25% in the polls next week.


FUCK YOU MCCAIN/PALIN AND THE M$M!!!

:argh: :grr: :nuke:

[Bucky]

40. OMG! indeed. If more women voted with their vaginas...

my chads wouldn't spend so much time dangling.

[Guava Jelly]

41. This thread is worthless without pictures!

:hide: :yoiks:

[Erin Elizabeth]

42. I was thinking of logos for this movement

could we have a big vagina with a NO slash line through it?

Or are you actually talking about the vulva? That would be easier to depict on the logo.

Or maybe a vagina with fingers and it's reaching out to the touch screen and owner of it is slapping back the fingers and yelling NO! BRAIN GETS TO VOTE!

I dunno, just throwing some ideas out there...

[BlooInBloo]

48. And the levers would sing: Millions of peaches, peaches for me!

Millions of peaches, peaches for free!

:rofl:

I love threads where my 15 year old sense of humor can really be exercised.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19McuaPKjI8

[FrenchieCat]

57. Let's see.....

"V" THE VOTE, NOT!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

58. We would need a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

[Erin Elizabeth]

68. I have no idea why this came up when I googled

Georgia O'Keefe.

[jillan]

46. My vagina is voting for Obama/Biden!

[DevonRex]

47. Have you figured out the mechanics of that yet? I've been trying

and I just can't quite get my mind wrapped around it, much less my vagina.

[flamingdem]

49. What rhymes with Vagina I feel a slogan developing... nt

[PeaceNikki]

59. Alvina, angina, bone china, erwina, hill myna, jasmina, kalina, medina, red china

[flamingdem]

83. thanks ... I'll get to work nt

[PeaceNikki]

52. See, my vagina does has a voice in my vote.

And it knows that women's choice and equal pay for equal work are key issues.

[FrenchieCat]

63. Sounds like a smart one there.

I'm sure that they are hoping that most aren't. :(

[Lisavella]

54. It's the merits, not the gender

That's the most important criteria.

[Undercurrent]

55. Screw gender politics.

It is just another way to demean, and divide us.

I am a 60 year old woman, and I don't belong to a sisterhood of body part identification.

I belong to a person-hood. The human race. I care about ALL of our needs.

[kaiden]

56. My vagina can't even hold a pen.

[Erin Elizabeth]

64. Amateur.

[DevonRex]

66. You have to start with a magic marker and work your way down. :)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

74. Get going with those Kegel exercises.

Pretty soon you'll be able to wield a crochet hook.

[cbear70]

67. me too.. me too

I am so freaking tired of this... I am a woman, I have three kids...I am horrified at the Palin pick. My vagina does not like her one bit...Why does the media keep assuming I will vote for her because I am a woman????

:wtf:

[JoFerret]

70. Bleugh

Palin has more executive experience than McCain and Biden and Obama. Why are you against her?
Bring it on Samantha.

[DeepModem Mom]

73. I am a woman, and a mother, and I do NOT identify with Sarah Palin...

or support her GOP anti-woman agenda in any way. K&R.

[Happyhippychick]

80. I am not just a love pita...I'm a human being!!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

90. "Love pita"!

:rofl:

[Happyhippychick]

94. Borrowed from Samantha Bee of the Daily Show.

[Erin Elizabeth]

95. I'm not just a spam purse, I'm a human being!

[Erin Elizabeth]

96. I am NOT just a pair of beef curtains!

[dana_b]

102. eeewwwww.....

that one's gross. sorry

[mzmolly]

85. "Vag for VP!"

;)

[peace13]

89. Brains before bootie (sp?)!

Gender or skin color are not important to me. I have to say that the last nineteen months have taught me a lot! Before this I would not have noticed that the floor of the RNC was filled with pastie white shadows. Let's vote for a better world, which ever candidate can get us there.

[IndependentDem]

91. I love a good Vagina...

post.

Thanks Frenchie! :patriot:

[FrenchieCat]

92. Don't stop the movement!

We're on the move!

[Iris]

104. I'm in!

[peoli]

93. K&R for your Potty Mouth!

[ShadesOfGrey]

106. LOL! And a big old K&R!

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

99. Vagina-American here! I agree 100%. nt

[FrenchieCat]

101. I'm a Vagina-American!

And I will vote how I see fit.

[ladyVet]

100. sing it with me, sisters!

(to the tune of Elvira)

Vagina! Vagina!

My vote's not cast

By my vaginia!

[livetohike]

103. Insulted since the announcement was made on Friday!

But I'm feeling pretty good because every woman I've talked to in my family about this are not fooled. In fact, the older generation (75-85) is angry, too.

Maybe we should organize a woman's march in D.C. :-).

[SteppingStone]

105. Bravo! Sign me up! nt

[jberryhill]

107. But if you do - please wipe the voting machine for the next voter

[Jennicut]

108. I'm voting with my heart and soul...Obama/Biden

[AwakeAtLast]

109. Where's that woman who can smash beer cans w/ her boobs?

She could punch the screen for us! :D


:rofl: :rofl:

[FrenchieCat]

110. We have to start this up again!

[Honeycombe8]

111. Isn't there a more pleasant, but still effective, way to put it? nt

[Bubbha Jo]

112. I may have boobs but I'm not voting for one!

Women for Obama 2008!

[nc4bo]

113. My vagina told me that this Palin woman wants to harness it's power

into doing the Lord's work only and *I* can't have that.

My vagina belongs to me, it's under my control and me and my vagina will walk into a voting booth in November and let the GOP know (as a team) what we think of it.

[mrs_p]

114. i'm all aboard

to vote with that organ between my ears, not the one between my legs!!!

:patriot:

[IamyourTVandIownyou]

116. (((( HOCKEY MOMS FOR OBAMA ))))

Get the presses rollin'

[democracy1st]

117. LOL

[samsingh]

118. cool

[TankLV]

121. Can I still think with my penis occasionally?!

How about weekends at least...

[rebel with a cause]

125. As long as you don't vote with it.

We don't expect miracles, enjoy your weekends. ;)