Do Alaskans do anything but fuck, fuck, fuck?

[Seen the light]

The 30 kids Palin has, plus Bristol, plus Sarah Palin's affair.

I mean...is the cold weather REALLY an aphrodisiac or something? WTF Alaska.

[dchill]

1. They shoot, shoot, shoot...

and skin, skin, skin.

And lie, lie, lie.

[NotThisTime]

32. What affair? who had an affair?

[dchill]

35. I refer you to...

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/3/175658/0832

Enjoy.

[Redstone]

2. What the hell ELSE is there to do during such long winters?

Redstone

[maseman]

3. No you fuck fuck fuck...shoot and gut a moose....fuck fuck fuck...fire a Public Safety Commissioner

[kennetha]

4. Well, it's pretty cold up there in the winter

I have a friend from Sweden who says that in the winter, with the long dark nights, Swedes basically drink and have sex for entertainment. Maybe Alaska is similar.

[Kutjara]

5. Yep. They kill kill kill.

Anything with fur on it is fair game (so I'd steer clear if you're overtly hairy). I guess they have to clear out room for all the kids they're churning out.

[Divernan]

22. That's Y U P, not yep. And you have to say it 3x: "Yup.Yup.Yup."

[Whalestoe]

6. Gotta keep warm!

[itsrobert]

7. Wow, booking my flight to Alaska now

That's if I wasn't a happily married man.

[BlueStateGirl]

8. Hell, I am moving to Alaska!

[Fresh_Start]

9. 24 hours of darkness for several months.....

what else are you gonna do

[valerief]

10. All those meth labs up there. They get wound up and inevitably screw.

:rofl:

[maseman]

11. You know why Eskimos wear button up coveralls?

Because Moose can hear zippers.

[AkFemDem]

12. Yes, we play hockey.

[Heather MC]

13. Wait Palin had and Affair?

[Thrill]

14. What else are you going to do there?

[codjh9]

15. Hah! Yeah, among other things, the Palinses DO seem to be mighty concerned

about overpopulation and it being a major factor in global warming, deforestation, air and water pollution, species extinction, hunger, and just about everything else, don't they?

[Critters2]

16. It's dark 6 mos out of the year. So, you can see how it could happen. nt

[4_Legs_Good]

17. Regardless, I'm moving to Alaska

Just haven't decided if I'm taking my wife with me or not.

David

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

19. You probably should... I think men dramatically out-number women

(Take your wife, I mean.)

[FrenchieCat]

18. That is out of line.

That's like when folks stereotype entire groups of people.

[City of Mills]

31. Seconded.

What is the point of this?

[11 Bravo]

20. Sarah Palin's a complete joke, but don't expect me to come out against fucking!

[BeyondGeography]

33. Too funny

:thumbsup:

[the Sundance Kid]

they're like wild animals up there!

[SoCalDem]

21. Princess Pheromone of the Frozen North

[Lucinda]

23. They smoke pot too

[orwell]

24. There's a lot of Meth labs...

...in good ol Wassila...

Ya know what ah mean Vern...

[napi21]

25. My FIL grew up in a very small rural town in Central Pa. I remember

when my husband & I were dating, he would tell me about what things were like in that little town. There were LOTS & LOTS of pregnant but unmarried girls there, and when I asked him why (because they were sooo religious) he said "There's nothing else to do there! There's no movie theaters, no baseball stadiums, no football stadiums, no bowling, and there's just nothing for kids to do but...."

My guess is that it's much the same in most towns in Ak.

[codjh9]

29. This is somewhat of another topic, but nah, I grew up in a small town and I've

always disagreed with that 'nothing to do' syndrome. It's all your attitude. There's stuff to do EVERYWHERE. But by the way, what's 'FIL'?

[napi21]

30. Father In Law. Sorry, I thought it was a common abreviation.

[Butch350]

26. That's clearly one sport Sarah likes...

[CampDem]

27. Awwwww!

Now you lower 48 folks figured out our secret passtime.......:loveya: :pals:

[WindRiverMan]

28. Have you ever tried to stay warm in negative 65????

Gotta do what you gotta do

[JVS]

34. I've read of dirt bikes and fucking people up too