You Might be a Redneck if

[grassfed]

You're under investigation for ethics violations.

You turned a budget surplus into a deficit.

You're tight with Ted Stevens.

Your carwash business was shut down by the government.

Your husband advocates secession from the United States.

Your teenage daughter is pregnant.

You kill and maim magnificent animals for fun.

Your husband owns a snow mobile company...

[Bigleaf]

1. You Might be a Redneck if: While pregnant, your water broke and you flew on 2 airplanes over

numerous states, over many hours, to get to the nearest hospital.

[Captain Hilts]

2. Bet she can take her bra off while driving. nt

[lib2DaBone]

6. LOL.. that's funny...

Dont think I can argue there....

[Captain Hilts]

7. It's a Jeff Foxworthy "how to tell if you're a redneck." joke.

WISH I could claim it, but I will admit that I was surprised how many of my friends responded in the affirmative!

[mainegreen]

3. Great! Now who's starting the 'You might be a nigger if' thread?

It is my opinion that your post is offensive.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Your wedding invitations have embossed shotgun pictures.

[DangerDave921]

5. Hunting

That is the only one on your list that even touches on so-called "redneck" attributes. And even that isn't redneck. Remember Kerry and his camo hunting pic?

[Blue Diadem]

8. You take out a business license and name the business "redneck"

Q: I noticed there was a new business license acquired in the Mat-Su under your name.

A: Rouge Cou, it's a classy way of saying redneck. It's a French word, rouge is red, cou is neck. It's for marketing and consulting, in case I wanted to go that route, I'd have my ducks all lined up and have a business license. I just was granted that business license.

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