What I expect from Palin tonight

[Jersey Devil]

She will dress like Marian the Librarian from 'The Music Man' and will say that she will employ the "Think Method" to learn about world affairs, foreign policy and intricate budgetary matters from her 'teacher', Professor Harold Hill McSame.



She will sound very presentable, speaking in complete sentences and enunciating her words correctly (assuming she can avoid the Alaskan proclivity I've heard her exhibit of dropping "g"s at the end of words like "thinkin', doin', makin', etc.), something not hard to do after following the acts of most Republican speakers who have set the pie lower rather than higher who have preceded her.

She will mention guns at least 3 times, hunting, moose, caribou, dog sleds, drilling (many times), God (who knows how many times, but a lot), tell us she is a reformer and very Mavericky like McSame, avoid words with more than 2 syllables so as to connect with the "base" and prove she is just like you, and if she's really good, shed at least a tear or two for her daughter (and Baby Daddy) who "chose life, praise God."

Then the MSM will gush, "My, isn't she intelligent? She can speak English, finish entire sentences and read from a teleprompter!" "Who wouldn't want to have a beer with her?" and Tweety will get that feeling in his leg again.

[razorman]

1. I don't think women trigger that feeling in Tweety's leg.

[C_U_L8R]

2. As a former sportscaster, she will be a pro

She will read what they've given her on the teleprompter without effort.
She will use the democratic boogieman to elicit sympathy and
will anoint herself the MOM of the Republican Party. On issues
it will be the same old vague crap that Republicans have spouted for years....
none of it having much relevance to their true agenda of enriching the rich,
destroying our wilderness, continuing Middle East wars, sucking up to big oil,
ignoring global warming, botching the economy and imposing the most
puritanical backwards set of standards imposed on a people since the Spanish Inquisition
And OH... there will be GOD.
GOD GOD GOD

[valerief]

3. One Grecian urn, two Grecian urns…

:rofl:

[nini]

4. They've lowered the bar so low for their own

that Roseanne Roseanna Danna would sound like a genius.