"She's the only nominee in the history of either party who knows how to field dress a moose"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

"They're gon' DRAIN that swamp!"

[yardwork]

1. He did NOT say that!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. Yes he did

:rofl:

[susanna]

5. Oh yes. Oh yes he did. n/t

[featherman]

2. Teddy Roosevelt could dress a moose...and pretty much anything else

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Well, then. That's what we really need in a vice president.

If she ever has to stand up to Putin or Kim Jong-Il she can field dress a moose right in front of them and they'll be so impressed they'll just cave right in and give her whatever she wants.

[begin_within]

6. That settles it. She's qualified to lead the free world.

[sushi]

7. I'm watching too

What does field dress mean?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

10. Kill it and bring it home ready for the meat freezer

:toast:

[sushi]

21. Thank you

Ugh! I can just imagine. All that blood.

[sweettater]

14. I think it means

she can slice and dice a moose right where it drops. (after, of course it has been shot)

[sushi]

26. Thank you

I'm practically vegetarian. Can't imagine slicing and dicing an animal!!!

[jberryhill]

35. Cindy McCain Hilton's wardrobe /nt

[WindRiverMan]

8. I can speak from experience

You do not "dress out" an Alaskan moose. They are too big to field dress. You skin and filet them where they lie. Quarter em up, and pack em out a piece at a time on your back. You "field dress" a whitetail deer.

[LiberalFighter]

24. I wonder if Thompson has ever claimed to be a hunter?

[XOKCowboy]

28. He drives an old pickup!!!

Till he gets out of camera range.

[LiberalFighter]

34. That's right. Thanks for reminding us.

[WindRiverMan]

9. I can speak from experience

You do not "dress out" an Alaskan moose. They are too big to field dress. You skin and filet them where they lie. Quarter em up, and pack em out a piece at a time on your back. You "field dress" a whitetail deer.

[opihimoimoi]

11. Since when we elect peeps on the MOOSE DRESSING FACTOR???

OMG,,,,CHENES STOKES DEATH THROES....Gasping for air....The GOP is in FLAILING MODE.....

[tridim]

12. So THAT's what the VP does!

[jobycom]

19. Yep. Moose Attire Designer. nt

[Teflon]

25. LOL!

:rofl:

[jobycom]

13. That's a pretty good point, actually.

I mean, if McCain is elected, we'll probably need someone to show us how to hunt and fish and eat grubs.

[TexasLady]

15. Dressing a Moose..repeated ad nauseum on the news tomorrow

oh fer puke's sake. :puke:

[Ishoutandscream2]

16. As someone has mentioned, the Republican week is Hee Haw

Trashy, trashy, trashy.

[DogPoundPup]

17. Historians will be overwhelmed with that stat

:rofl:

[jane_pippin]

18. That should come in handy in solving Washington's swamp-moose crisis? I guess?

Is a swamp a typical habitat for moose?



GOP-CON '08 is breaking my brain. :cry:

[Raine]

20. Here in CA that is NOT a qualification

for higher office infact it's awfully "exotic" too much so.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. She can field-dress whatever Cheney kills.

[LiberalFighter]

23. Looked like one of the delegates wasn't too sure about that statement.

[LiberalFighter]

27. When does a VP or Prez use that skill as part of their duties?

[chatnoir]

29. Tell me he didn't actually say that

[bushisanidiot]

30. She will keep us safe.... if we're attacked by.. uh.. meese?

:P

[LiberalFighter]

31. She will know if the Canadians invade pretending to be a moose.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

32. Palin hates those meeses to pieces!

:rofl:

[Starry Messenger]

33. Will she be able to handle WMD's?

Weapons of Moose Destruction?

MPK

[AnnieBW]

36. Sarah can dress a moose, but Rudy can dress in drag!

[AnnieBW]

37. Please delete - dupe

sowwy.

[vanderBeth]

38. And she keeps on making history.

:rofl: