Bush Aides to "Tutor" Palin...

[CatBO]

I shit thee not. "Bush Aides to Tutor Palin" is the headline at the MSNBC site.

That links to this article:

http://www.blog.newsweek.com/blogs/stumper/archive/2008/09/02/bushies-come-to-palin-s-rescue.aspx

Bushies Come to Palin's Aid
The McCain team has hastily assembled a team of former Bush White House aides to tutor the vice-presidential candidate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, on foreign-policy issues, to write her speeches and to begin preparing her for her all-important Oct. 2 debate against Sen. Joe Biden.

Oh dear F'ing God. They really are the dumbest, most ignorant humans alive.

:popcorn: :rofl:

Repeat after me, "That's not change we can believe in!"

[KansasVoter]

1. Shit! She is doomed. Like having Cheney teaching gun safety!

[VoteNetwork]

2. Lesson 1 today was with Cindy and Laura

[rucky]

3. such the maverick.

:rofl:

[Colobo]

4. Great!

[FVZA_Colonel]

5. This'll give her that foreign policy experience she needs!!!

Great job Republicans.

[Tansy_Gold]

6. Excuse me. Uh, excuse me, sirs. May I, uh, may I ask a question?

Um, I know this is a dumb question, and I'm sure there's a really smart answer to it, but um, if you could just give me a second here and answer it for me, I'd really appreciate it.






WHY IN THE FUCKING HELL DOES SHE NEED TUTORS?? ISN'T SHE FUCKING READY????? AREN'T YOU FUCKING ADMITTING SHE NOT FUCKING READY????


Tansy Gold, who has decided there aren't enough :wtf: icons on all the internets to make the point

[CatBO]

11. DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!!

My own boss, an idiot, doesn't get it. Why does she need a tutor?

You, dear Tansy Gold are right. There aren't enough :wtf: icons in all of the tubes that make up the internet to explain why this dumb bimbo needs tutoring from the Bushies...

[Orsino]

7. Can she skip a grade?

I'm pretty sure she's smarter than *.

[truthisfreedom]

8. Don't you get it? These people are used to working with the chimperor. They can handle idiots!

That's why they were chosen!

[Ichingcarpenter]

14. They can't spin this but you are right

puppets and the puppet masters.

[Ichingcarpenter]

16. Don't forget to nominate this is another turd

in the toilet.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. Hooked on Moronics.

[Tansy_Gold]

13. spew! ha ha ha ha ha

Love it!

[Fly by night]

25. Oh yes!!

[lumberjack_jeff]

10. It just keeps getting better and better. n/t

[npincus]

12. then she's learning from the BEST!

:rofl:


Imagine, nominating a VP candidate that NEEDS tutoring. What a disgrace.

[succubus.blues]

15. OMFG

This is rich. So rich! :rofl:

[Hamlette]

17. They should neuter her instead (old far side cartoon, couldnt' resist)

[everything-bolt-up]

18. MCCAIN AND PLAIN= MORE OF THE SAME!

That is the talking point from this! Run with it and pass it on!! Send the links in the story too...

Let the meltdown begin!

[Elidor]

19. You can't make this shit up!

:rofl:

Remedial education for Tundra Barbie! From the same people who handled the Chimp, so you know they're right on top of this!

[spanone]

20. mccomotose somehow steals it, keels over dead, we have a complete wacko fundie nutcase for president

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[Bigleaf]

21. I personally think its great strategery. She'll learn all about which countries have nucular weapons

[Median Democrat]

22. What Is She? A Muppet? Who Is Going To Tutor The Bushies?

[jhain]

Same team that try to bash some facts

into W?????????
Yeah, that went well.

[krawhitham]

23. They could be the world's best tutors

Look what they had to work with

Monkeyboy

[Fly by night]

24. Talk about the blind leading the ...

... dumb.

[medicswife]

26. Gosh. The wool just isn't staying over my eyes

for some reason. Did they really think they'd be able to pull this off?????? Chris Mathews is foaming at the mouth, can't wait to get done with the Repug Convention so that he can start digging and dishing the dirt on Sarah Palin. CBS was really tough on her today, and crap, Campbell Brown's persistence last night already resulted in a mini-tantrum from McCain. What's going to happen when they actually go after her soft underbelly?

I'm with CatBo. Where's the popcorn? Anyone else want some? :popcorn:

[FatDave]

27. More from the article.

Just one line, but a key one.

The proliferation of former Bush White House aides in the Palin team may strike some as ironic—and could even provide some fodder for the Democrats—given the McCain camp’s efforts to distance itself from the unpopular president.

Gee, doesn't play at all into the McCain == Bush theme, now does it?

Those poor dumb bastards.

[jazzjunkysue]

28. I guess we know why Joe Biden was laughing all day....

I can't wait to hear her screw up on the debate:

"The South Korean menace"...."Trade deals with the planet Vulcan"...

[Supersedeas]

29. travels with Condiliar

[Arrowhead2k1]

30. Ready to be brainwashed on day one!

Just fucking wonderful. :eyes:

[complain jane]

31. Wow. What an independent. What a maverick.

[JBoy]

32. No big deal. All child actors get tutors.

[complain jane]

33. Holy shit read this quote about turning her into an advocate of "Cheneyism"

Describing Biegun—a Russia expert who once served as staff director for Sen. Jesse Helms at the Senate Foreign Relations Committee—as a “big gun” in conservative foreign-policy circles, Clemens said “he will turn her into an advocate of Cheneyism and Cheney’s view of national-security issues.”

[Ichingcarpenter]

35. PUPPET AND THE REAL PUPPET MASTERS - GO BIDEN

This is also gonna be comedic gold.

[Riddler]

34. A literal interpretation of "The blind leading the blind" if there ever was one

[Starry Messenger]

36. Didn't we see this in A Clockwork Orange? eom